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@monorail but now I'm imagining like what if there was an error at one point mid frantic combat and like, he holds up a hand to get the HECU soldiers to stop fighting him for a second while he fixes the error, then hits play again, and just frowns when fuckin'... nyancat comes on full volume... and he just sighs, shrugs, and starts fighting again anyway.

@monorail okay now I am just imagining that all the ingame music for HL1 is actually on Gordon's built in mp3 player in his HEV suit and just... he's queuing up music tracks as things happen because he's that Extra.

re: do you have access to a screenreader other than talkback and two minutes to check something for me? 

@codl wiki shitposting \o/

do you have access to a screenreader other than talkback and two minutes to check something for me? 

please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?t and let me know if, in the table, "Yes (african)" and "No (european)" immediately follow each other, or if "Hirundindae" comes inbetween

@Kaffe@glaceon.social oh right yeah they do that huh XD I'd forgotten. I'm so used to telling my cats not to chew wires.

@a_breakin_glass ...I'm not gona lie this took me a couple of reads to figure out what was wrong with it

@Kaffe@glaceon.social ...what do bunnies hunt then

i mean

other than our hearts with how cute they are

Learning that people suffering from the storm and blackout in Texas were using the guide in our book Recipes for Disaster to build a rocketstove with which to heat food and water, we've put the directions online here in their entirety:

cwc.im/rocketstove

Please circulate.

@Zest ...i'm imagining a kobold, smol and ... well... koboldy... looking at a big ol' dragon lady and putting hands on hips, lwith a determined expression going "I will PICK THAT LADY UP, OH YES"

Dragon lady is just in the middle of talking with someone, then suddenly blinks as they are lifted like... a couple inches off the ground, and looks down to find a Koboldzest holding her above their head just all like >:3 "MISSHUN COMPLEET!"

re: us pol / *in prof farnsworth voice* good news everyone! 

@DrSagan Wasn't he the badguy in Biker Mice From Mars?

@DrSagan @PsyChuan crabrave has somehow become the anthem of "some shitty fuckface got their comeuppance, time to party"

@PsyChuan it should to be honest. but also i worry that in the future we'll have emoji with sound :|

i mean, seeing :crab: and hearing crabrave when it pops up or when you click on it, that'd be pretty great for like...

...the first ten times, max, maybe.

but then it would get old reaaaaallll fast

@codl QUEER sunshine on the other hand, yeah I'll soak all that shit up

@codl a full DAY? yeesh. I can barely handle 8 hours of being awake let alone 24 hours of straight sunshine.

@PsyChuan ?

seems that way!

serious answer tho, if this doesn't work, then no ;w;
#🤔​

Absolutely a silly reply not meant to be taken at all seriously 

@avie@awoo.space I'm not sure what a time traveling fish has to do with it

Unless it's a TUNE-a :3

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