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me: why are you like this why can't you just be normal
brain: WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT...
me: please NO
brain: AIR MINE, NAVY MINE, ARMY MINE, US MARINES MINE. THIS IS HOW THEY RECRUIT, THEY MINE FOR THEM, DIGGING THEM OUT OF THE EARTH-
me: god dammit I wanted to do things today, not engage with this bullcrap-
brain: ...wait... doesn't that make all mines earth mines?
me; oh my GOD

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me: *doing nothing*
my brain: ...landmine.
me: ...? ...
brain: ...land. Mine.
Me: ...okay?
brain: why not air mine. or sea mine...?
me: ...ohhh no.
brain: mining for the land, mining for the air, mining for the sea!

What happens when you actually summon the old ones and you realize that, as with everything else, Lovecraft was just being super racist and the old ones are people Lovecraft had to deal with at a bodega once who are like one eighth Jewish at absolute maximum

@Ivafakename @g make sure to get a nice comfortable office chair for your computer with a good quality gas powered yift

Oh no Utage has taken a shine to one of the new characters you can get in this event and thinks she's a cutie, and is teaching her fashion oh noooo looool

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The new event in any case is really fun though the story is pretty funny. ^^

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well, a girl with some abs. damn. Gavial's swimsuit outfit in the new event shows off some of her muslces. It's a nice design too!...

...Utage has uh... huge friggin boobs though goddamn her poor back. yeesh

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Holy crap Arknights, you finally have a character with some abs!

"Fixed a PC-specific memory leak that could occur when alt-tabbing or changing resolution."

....fuck it only took them HOW LONG to fix that? Yeesh

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patch notes: "Fixed an issue that caused the hostile aliens found inside derelict freighters to immediately despawn."

...fuck I knew I should have done more derelict freighters before this inevitably happened lol.

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@avie@awoo.space they also wish to snugglekis! because they are very cudly spiper

A new update for NMS? That means it's time for the *themesong begins*
WHEEL. OF. UPDAAAAATTEEEEESSSSS
*crowd goes wild*
Will it fix bugs? will it introduce more! WHO KNOWS! Let's FIND OUT!! *gives the wheel a huge spin... it slowly floats away as it spins, clipping through terrain*

@Paul yes. but also they keep reinterpreting the joker and he gets sillier and sillier until we have an Austin Powers-esque Joker and a Dark Knight Joker-esque Austin Powers.

@avie@awoo.space i love this spiber friemb already aaaa i wish i could draw

@avie@awoo.space nah im okay with them being non-verbal, but very visually expressive. They really light up with a smile when they see their friend really loves the gift they made for them, just, like, giddy and happy dances.

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