Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Kaffe@glaceon.social skunkday

one day it was safe to turn off your computer, and you booted it back up, and it was never safe to turn it off again :< :<

@finn @swiff @schratze @Aleums oh i know these, my mum used to tell me every day "an apple"

@Aleums *glares up at the apple that's just about to fall* yeah, if it knows what's GOOD for it....

*apple pauses... slowly floats UPWARDS instead as it detatches*

*narrows eyes* that's right, fucker... you float away.

"Actually Evergreen is the company, you're thinking of Evergreen's Monster"

@Ivafakename rotato
Ban an a

@finn screaming bloody murder on the Suez canal

@BatElite ... Petra oh my GOD

"so, doctor, how's it look?"
"... There's... No easy way to say this..."
"W.. what do you mean?? I'm fine, right?? It's just a little neck pain, and a reoccurring headache, right??"
"... I'm always it's worse than that... You've... I'm afraid to say... you're being sponsored by raid: Shadow legends"

@heatherhorns ... The only time Jp should be cited is as a "here's what you SHOULDN'T listen to" example wtf

@welshpixie oh nono, no you can't denyyyy o/'
tasty pies, tasty little pies

@finn @PhoebeWallerPalladino oh i was thinking like, a cargo plane just... stuck, in mid air, sideways, like some kind of GTA 4 physics bug blocking planes flying past that just sorta... try flying through it and end up just stuck, jittering endlessly in the sky