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@owashii@plush.city ...ohhhh shit, right, yeah, graphics drivers update occasionally. fuck. ._.; *checks when they last updated theirs* ....FUCKING JANUARY!? OH GOD D:

I can’t believe I’m having to write this code in a fucking web server. What a mockery of the web, human rights, and the GDPR.

Fuck you, Google!

#FLoC #Google #SurveillanceCapitalism

@codl haha it's funny that among us is now a meme in and of itself because people keep seeing the little crewmates in ever...y....

...*stares at mastodon*...

...no...

NO....

IT CAN'T BE

@codl mario is eternal.

mario will never die

mario longs for the tender embrace of oblivion...

but he is cursed, and shall forever wander the universe, even long after it ends.

QUEER WRITERS OF COLOR (ESPECIALLY TRANS WOMEN)

"This fund is for queer writers of color who are in critical need due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
With thanks to the Philadelphia Assembly and the Money in the Streets initiative, we'll be able to provide 40 queer writers of color with $250 each.
This fund will prioritize trans women writers of color.
The deadline to apply is May 13 at 11:59PM PST. You will be notified in late May of your status."

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@BatElite oh dang actually a fair amount of those are just silly things, there ARE some glitches in there though. Specifically you can apparently jump up, hold the skateboard above your head, and ... clip through the floor entirely via this.

@Nine I feel that the most convincing argument that we don't live in a simulation is there's no wildlife that uses glitches in reality to their advantage.

@BatElite genuinely upset that Skate 3 glitches don't work in real life.

@aoife he's in the ballpit.

he has no idea someone has written "Ligma" on the side of it.

@aoife if it's held in Southern California it could be MastoCon.SoCal

@monorail if my landlord i used to ahve died after 12 months that would be pretty great

like "lol yeah i'll sign a two year contract no probs lol btw i give great legal advice on writing wills for free! :3 " *proceeds to write their will so they don't have to pay any rent ever again immediately after the landlord dies*

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