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re: Was just reminded of something horrifying I saw once - CW food adjacent, unsanitary 

@welshpixie [screams in hygeine concerns]

@monorail and like abjectly refuse to at all address what it's connection to the previous two games is, why they called it portal 3 if there isn't even any portals, and just refuse to answer any questions on it

@monorail they should make a portal 3 that has trailers that imply its exactly another portal game but then it comes out and there's

1) no portals
2) black mesa and aperture science don't even exist
3) it's not earth
4) it's a collect em up mascot platformer in first person complete with wise cracking sidekick and cute but ditzy main character
5) there's a character called Gladys who is just a nice lady who helps you out with puzzles you get stuck on instead
6) NO. POTATOES.

@jk Josef I feel bad for not seeing this four years ago but I need to tell you this is a fuckin jam

look. these fucked up sounds ive been making DO have musical use. honest!!!!! i even made a really unconscionable string sound by layering like 16 of it !!

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why does Arknights have such a fuckin great soundtrack a mobile-gacha tower defence game has no business having this incredible an ost

@batterpunts picking them out of a hat at random and slapping them up on the board like it's pin the tail on the donkey.

@avie@awoo.space lil nas x beemovie memed his own fuckin music video i fuckin love it

@heatherhorns if ONLY there were SOME PRECIDENT for this, or some prior examples

but i just cannot think of a single one! 🤔​

@heatherhorns the worst thing is his fans and followers will IMMMEEEEDIATELY just turn on him and claim he was a fraud the whole time and they knew it all along and were just watching "ironically". cowards that they are.

oh you're a human? name every picture with a boat in it

@alexlaw oh god all of these are just so lovely and wonderful and i just... ;; <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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