Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

legit forgot there was a scifi dungeon crawler called Star Crawlers that came out not long after Legend of Grimrock (2 I think?) did, and that it has music by Ben Prunty of FTL, Into the Breach, and Subnatica Sub Zero fame.

...it's on my wishlist now in any case because heck. it looks goooood

@valrus oh shit that bird looking fly as fuck

@finn (realtalk it is simultaneously awful and also hilarious that the poor extras in that scene were told they would not get paid if they laughed, and they were deliberately trying to make them break character and laugh, so those pained, desperate faces and noises they make are all real. Really shitty of them to put them through that stress, hope they paid them extra, but... goddamn it was funny ngl.)

@finn incontinentia BUTTOCKS

@finn he has a WIFE you know.
Do you want to know what her name is?

@finn this is so so cursed and I'm so glad we could bring it to live

@monorail all notification sounds are cursed

@quarky no thoughts head empty but for computer

@finn look, looksie wif ur special eyes uwu

Expectation: ooh a bill wurtz song video called "I'm a princess"! This will be fun and silly!
Reality: ... Why am I getting Feelings

@SuricrasiaOnline describing my ass as "beautifully marbled" instead from now on

@Ironsquid@mas.to that is exactly what it is. apparently someone's made a similar toaster oven that has a subscription model for food packages, and a "scan-to-cook" app. and it requires to be always online, and only works with their food they sell. because VCs never learn.

dude is hacking it to work so it doesn't need to be wifi connected apparently. lol.

yeah who else forgot the juicero existed? I didn't. :3 I rememebr that meme. i always remember the juicero :3

watching a total teardown of the Juicero. The internal construction of it is... surprisingly beautiful and gorgeous.
completely overengineered for the snake oil that it is, but gotta respect the build quality