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re; my last too toots, those probably should have stayed "in the drafts" as they say but that thought just would not leave me alone.

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re: old fediverse meme, garbage pooptooting, cw for violence p2 

At the signal from this silhoutte, one of the hired goons moves, and I feel a shock of pain in my temple as I am struck. They grab my chin, and bark an order. "WHERE IS LANCE ULANOFF!? WHERE IS HE!? WHERE IS MASTODON HIDING HIM!?"

I cough up some blood, and laugh softly, not looking at the goon, but instead straight at the silhouette, who tightens his fists in rage.

"You'll never find him, William. NEVER."

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old fediverse meme, garbage pooptooting, cw for violence 

my assailant yanks the opaque cloth bag off my head and I flinch at the light. I find myself chained to a chair, with armed guards around me.

Before me stands a figure, silhouetted. I cannot make out their face, but I already know who it is. I simply smile to myself; i am unafraid. I will not break. 1/2

@aoife parents anxiously waiting in the hospital waiting room, mother pacing nervously, father sat, hands pressed together, staring a hole in the floor.

the doctor comes in, the man stands up, the doctor looks at him with a sympathetic but grave face... he sits down again, paling.
"...I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but... your child... Is an Eridan."

The mother, already on the verge of tears, collapses to her knees. The father, who so far has remained resolute, openly weeps in despair.

@monorail :o

*immediately goes barefoot when it's illegal because CRIMES! :D *

@avie@awoo.space also have no complaints here! I adored it. First ever Pokémon game I ever finished ^^

"what supoer power would you choose if you could have any power whatsoever?"
idk i guess the power to just... not be uncomfortable or unhappy ever. that'd be nice. maybe just... not have a body at all, just float around, not have to worry about food, drink, dying, healthcare, getting sick, getting tired, needing the bathroom, any of that shit. just like... yeah. maybe being a jellyfish, that'd be cool...
"...i was...meaning like superstrength??"
and have RESPONSIBILITIES?! GOD, fuck no!

looks into the camera like im on the office

RT @pcgamer@twitter.com

"Doesn't help that we don't currently verify email address or have good account security," one Epic executive said. trib.al/U2EZiSq

🐦🔗: twitter.com/pcgamer/status/138

signal buys targeted facebook ads that just reveal the targeting information

and then gets banned from facebook ads

signal.org/blog/the-instagram-

@avie@awoo.*looks down at the huge mainey babey that is currently fully cinnamonroll curled up and purring away, and their slowly numbing left arm* ....you raise a valid point. I don't need tht arm anyway

I'm meant to be working. I have a cat on me. she's... making it difficult to use my keyboard and mouse

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