Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

i have a theory that Wish dot com is actually an entirely AI/algorithm driven site and backend, and indeed, stocking system. There are no human parts to this website. Customer service, maybe, but all the adverts, all the listings, all the products, all are ordered according to an AI that is learning as it goes, and is being trained off data from ad networks.

huh, middle click on my mouse is being unresponsive., like, completely so. Googling around, found out that maybe it turns out that there's dirt caught in the clicker, and it suggests turning the mouse to the side and just... hammering that middle wheel a lot to dislodge it.

...it... did actually sorta work. huh.

gotta figure out a gentler way of this but... hm. worth looking into

@SuricrasiaOnline "I never thought I'd live to see a resonance cascade, let ALONE create one"
Gordon, high as fuck and wishing he was MORE high because today has so far been A Whole Thing, now visibly relieved: "oh thank God that wasn't just/me/ seeing that then"

@aoife @SuricrasiaOnline either that or literally a govt agent who's also in on it with the dickish scientist from earlier and they're both pranking poor Gordon

@SuricrasiaOnline that one scientist who is all "they're waiting for you Gordon. In the /TESSSSST CHAAMMBEERRRR/" is such a dick, he knew Gordon was wired as hell and did that to mess with him

@BatElite oh heck is it screm o clock? Gosh I'm late!

àaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@monorail "Strike The Earth" is still one of my favourite jams ever

@b0mb my only regret is that he had one life to give.

if he had more, he coulda died many many more times, it woulda been awesome :<

@jk well yeah. I mean, what else are you meant to do with the really shitty cheap store brand bread? EAT it?? hahaha that would be ridiculous, you can't EAT that bread!

@monorail especially the holding hands bit

@aoife love that gif. never fails to make me giggle :3

@aoife Savage?

@legendaryjoeb Oh right! I uninstalled NMS after I got the second ending and was dinking about with other things and was like "yeah think I'm done now lol" maybe way way later I'll give it another shot but I had a good time with it in the meantime!. Much maligned game, rather unfairly for the most part, but it's not like, a world changing game in all honesty. I still had fun tho!

@legendaryjoeb tusky is being odd right now and I have no idea what this is in relationship to I'm afraid as there doesn't seem to be a thread attached

Thought: a spider gal who runs a bar. Patrons come in, she serves drinks and snacks, lets them have a nice quiet time. a lot of folks come there regularly, she even has rooms for people to stay in if they need somewhere to hide or rest. She's super nice even though she sometimes weirds out newbies to the place by calling them her "sweet little prey" and insisting on tucking them into bed at nights with her hand woven bedsheets.

but she really is harmless. She's just a nice host to the patrons!

@socks *a hand shoots up in the class*
professor: "no, not that kind of blow-ups, put the pool toy away"
*another hand shoots up*
professor: "...no not THAT kind of blow-up either. at least, not yet. Please carefully put the detonator down. We don't need it just yet."