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kami stop eating plastic you little gremlin no DON'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHILE YOU DO IT TOO AND THEN RUN OFF WITH IT GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

re: Windows 11 leaked build 

@g @Siph@rage.love ooOOO and the sparkly red one I bet that feels suuuuper nice to pet...

re: misinformation 

@zatnosk make sure to scrub between the parentheses and curly braces, dirt can get caught in those little curves.

re: Windows 11 leaked build 

@g @Siph@rage.love i wish to pet the felty pringle

@monorail aw shit I didn't know we were racing our arms, mine are still attached to my body! Dammit now I'll never win!

@vyr this... actually took me more than a few seconds to realise what was going on here. I was like "...what? It's just a fibre optic cable. You've not seen those? Yeah instead of copper and shit they just send a digital light signal down a fibre-glass cable without the need for any metal con-....wwwwaaaiiiit...."

@pup_hime i mean...

large missile swarms ARE cool. If someone doesn't think they're cool as fuck, they're objectively wrong, let''s be honest here.

@noiob loving the "Elect" and "Tart" buttons at the bottom right there :3

A desperate plea for help for my friend and her children 

Please help me to raise money for my close friend who's desperately trying to leave a deeply toxic and abusive environment with her two small and adorable children that don't deserve any of this shit. She's already been made homeless twice recently. Things are fully beyond breaking point and the official channels for support, though they've tried, are repeatedly failing her family in dangerous ways. (1/5)

XCOM: Enemy Within spoilers 

every time a newbie discovers the joys of Newfoundland, all of r/Xcom is there to commiserate reddit.com/r/Xcom/comments/nzr

whoever designed that mission should be very proud of themself. it's been eight years since the game was released but every player still shudders whenever Canada is mentioned 😄

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