@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz also it has a Yoshi's Island like feature where as you take damage your babies get knocked off you and you have to rescue them before they get hurt or captured

Also the fight with Axl goes very differently. He shows up to fight and Sparkster is just SO DONE with this she haymakers him and just leaves him gasping on his knees, winded... And one of her kids blows a raspberry at him as she does to add insult to injury.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 16:29

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 16:29

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Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz I now want a rom hack of this where Sparkster is a girl and a mom and Children difficulty is only easier because you have your babies with you and they're able to attack your foes for you, but otherwise is the hardest difficulty

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 16:27

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 16:27

Jul 17, 2021, 16:27

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@matt swear that I fought this guy in Yakuza 0

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jul 17, 2021, 13:52

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**m;bluelander** @matt@cybre.space · Jul 17, 2021, 13:52

Jul 17, 2021, 13:52

m;bluelander @matt@cybre.space

If you asked me to picture the man who invented karaoke, this is exactly the image that would have come to mind

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Jul 17, 2021, 16:15

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**lioness (stuff)** @lioness@plush.city · Jul 17, 2021, 16:15

Jul 17, 2021, 16:15

lioness (stuff) @lioness@plush.city

the deal with thee/thou vs. you was that thee/thou was more personal/intimate, while 'you' was more formal

then english got over having grammatical relationship distance in pronouns & used 'you' everywhere

so when someone in an old-timey story says "Have at thee, villain!", they're actually flirting

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 16:26

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 16:26

Jul 17, 2021, 16:26

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Food Crimes

@yeenbean w... Why... Why would they even cut a bagel... It... It just needs slicing across the middle to allow you to fill it, not cutting any more than that... It's basically a savory doughnut oh my god why why would they cut it into quarters holy fuck

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 16:24

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 16:24

Jul 17, 2021, 16:24

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@dzuk@weirder.earth non tumblrable soken

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 16:23

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 16:23

Jul 17, 2021, 16:23

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Found a bug friemb in our pond when draining it to clean out all the mud that clogged it after some severe rain storms!

CW: for ... Idk freshwater crustacean? Water bubg? Swimmy insect? Hard fish? W/e

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**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 14:39

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 14:39

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Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@finn@surfin.dog [extremely Vinny voice] "SPEEEEENN!"

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 14:36

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 14:36

Jul 17, 2021, 14:36

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

re: ukpol, wishing death on someone, covid

@PsyChuan @finn@surfin.dog thoughts and prayers (that he fuckin' gives it to boris and they both die a slow, long, lingering and agonising death)

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 14:35

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 14:35

Jul 17, 2021, 14:35

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz .... okay so like... maybe that's meant to be a pooptoot, that image, but... i relate to it like holy fucking shit super relate

orb mode ftw

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 14:22

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Jul 17, 2021, 14:22

Jul 17, 2021, 14:22

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

random short fiction piece based on a random thought in my shitpost generating brain

"Well i'll be a horse's ass" he murmured, as he looked over appreciatively at the stallion in bed beside him.

The horse groaned and ran a hand over his face, glancing wearily over his shoulder at his donkey husband. "We've been married six years; are you gonna be doing this EVERY time you wake up?"

His partner grinned, seeing the badly hidden smirk on the stallion's face; "Only until it stops being funny."