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K.R.E.A.M.
Kobolds Roll Every Advantage Mightily

ranting about my phone arrhguahfsgahsg 

ajsfhasflasjfasfasf stop it phone stop filing random songs from the SAME FUCKING ALBUM that have EXACTLY THE SAME OTHER DETAILS COPIED AND PASTED IN YOUR STUPID APP AS SEPARATE ALBUMS WITH ONLY THE SONG TITLE AND TRACK NUMBER BEING DIFFERENT FUCK YOU AND ALSO STOP RESOLUTELY CHANGING "Ascension" TO "The Ascension" FOR THE ALBUM TITLE OF A COMPLETELY UNRELATED SONG THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE CORRECT ON ANOTHER SONG FROM THE RIGHT ALBUM YOU FUCK ARHGH

Bleh I should really brush my hair.

*starts brushing hair, gets distracted*

...OH! Right, brushing hair... where's my hair brush!?

Hairbrush: *lodged in my masses of hair still, dangling freely, unnoticed* lol

i just realized that housecats are predators of the modern dinosaur and i don't know what to do with that information

tired: Microsoft Sam
wired: Unreal Tournament 2004 Text to Speech for ingame chat.

hoi im back

did some gameing

now not gameing

feeling better, head ache has gone and effed off.

chillin

might uh

might slep

hehufhaffff pounding headache all day snice like 3pm and i hate this and have only just taken painkillers because it flared up with a vengeance and fuck you body I am NOT dehydrated I've drunk fucking tons of fluids what the hell this is bullshit i wanna file a bug report.

ahahhahahaha motion sickness more like motion SICKofthis *kickflips off their own ear canals and wipes out*

police, government surveillance, guns 

From The Guardian: "Black activist jailed for his Facebook posts speaks out about secret FBI surveillance" theguardian.com/world/2018/may

holy shit

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An audio personal assistant but all it does is say "YEAH!" whenever you swear at something.

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