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Sonic 3 & knuckles, bad memms, why did I do this oh my god 

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the filename for this is "i spent entirely too long on this why.png"... I think you know why.

guess who got all 7 chaos emeralds by marble garden act 2 and is now sat on the first alarm at launch base zone act 1 infinitely spindashing and getting extra lives endlessly from infinite spawning badniks

GoFundMe, help a friend 

My friend Allee needs help, please donate if you can or share this. Thank you! gf.me/u/ithhuv

i told you it was a bad joke why is it still getting mileage.

why is it getting ANY mileage XD

Kami: HI
Me: oh hi kitten. how are-
Kami: GONNA LUV U
Me: Okay! Come here and get some pe-
Kami: *walks across keyboard, smacks me in the face with her tail and knocks my glasses off my face, before walking back across the keyboard and settling on my left hand*
Me: ...thanks for that , cat.
Kami: *VIBRATES*

it's okay the furry lmp has vacated my arm/lap. i mean my friend's arm/lap.

who is also me

the furry lump was my cat.

okay masto how do i deal with a soft and affectionate purry lump that is snuggling up on my arm right now asking for a friend

There we go, disabled and reenabled my network adapter and that seems to have fixed things...s.sssommmeehow?

(bad joke) how do you tell the difference between a european hedgehog and an american hedgehog 

the european one will run at 50hz, and the american one at 60hz.

commission me to write a song about your fursona. 1 song = $20,000
1 album = $2,000,000
note: songs will be extremely good

The fact that I paused mid getting changed to type that out, and this toot as well, should tell you all you need to know about my time management skills as well

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*accidentally knocks something out of bag onto floor whilst changing after work* Heck
*In reaching for object, knocks it over further away* double heck!
*Manages to retrieve object, drops it by mistake* triple heck!!
*Finally puts it back in the bag, knocks it out of the bag again whilst getting next item of clothes* HECKINGS

gotta remember how I found the powersaves 3ds we bought
but it needs a break from The Surge ^^;

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