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If you don't think baby Meowth is the tightest thing ever get out of my face

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Hormones, health insurance, fundraising, emergency 

I currently am uninsured in Germany and have 11 days left of testosterone blockers and don't know how I will get more. 4 weeks ago I was off of t blockers for a month and it fucked me up, the worst thing was hair on my face growing in, undoing many laser sessions work.

I want to go to London in the next 11 days, to get health care and an EHIC for Germany, and to make sure I don't go off t blockers again. But I have no money.

Plz donate, pm me for info.

dammit, I knew I shouldn't have Drifted off to sleep last night.

:insert_a_rimshot_emoji_here:

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*yawns, but instead ofa yawn, Eurobeat comes out* o_o

I have missed playing Burnout Paradise.I loved this game when I had it on PC but hated that all the DLC was locked off and unavailable to purchase by the time I got it. Ultimate edition my plush bottom.

So Remastered is not just great from that point of view to play, but it's silk smooth and looks amazing. Only issue is it apparently lacks any custom soundtrack capabilities?? Except sort of hackjobbing it by turning the music volume down and playing a spotify app over it or something. :<

*opens mouth slowly, emits, without moving, the Mii Channel music*

VICE PRESIDENT HELICOPTER
WHO IS A SNAIL HOW DOES HE WEAR you know you didn't tell me he improves at least offer comfort~

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birdsite link, might be interesting! 

twitter.com/London_Geekfest/st

Very dear friend helps host this, they got Knightmare Live it seems :3

guess who totally forgot that the Alolan Rattata totally had a swanky moustache

please kitten stop stepping on the keyboard please please please I want to not randomly press hotkeys or toot random garbage into the ether.

... i mean.... I guess I already do the latter but I mean it's carefully curated random garbage.

Nobody wants to read endless toots of "BZBHGLFGHBHBLLGHBLGHGLLBBH" and fart noises that occasionally go around my mind.

everyone's already said this probably, re: fictional races in games/etc 

"Non human-form female non-human races aren't marketable!" only because you've cultivated the market in such a way as to make it so.

The market is there, you just lack the courage to tap into it. WREST CONTROL OF THE MARKET BY ITS HORNS.

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that...wasn't a double entendre i promise you. at least it wasn't meant to be

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everyone's already said this probably, re: fictional races in games/etc 

smash the practice of making female non-human races just humans with "Star Trek" makeup on and a different skin colour. Make the female variants just as different to humans as the male ones. stop being lazy, gamedevs! give us proper monster girls! Give us proper animal races, not just "lol catgirls"! Make troll women buff and tall and toothy! don't just make them humans with green skin and pointy ears you cowards!

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