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the 500Gt is garbage trash hatemobile and deserves to be wrecked. it's the ice world of this game.

ugh why did I think getting this game was a good idea omfg. I mean I love it but I goddamn HATE this particular bit of it.

okay no just quitting burnout paradise remastered again because the 500GT burning route is a cheating shitcock that pushes me down the wrong routes constantly because of "COINCIDENTAL" traffic forcing me to evade which makes the car slide oh so comfortably down the wrong route every fucking time or unavoidable cars that pop up over small hills I can't see until I hit themat full speed. FUCK this fucking game. holy shit.

Burnout Paradise Remastered bs 

I hate this car.

I also hate how not being able to unlock its upgraded version is pissing me off

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Burnout Paradise Remastered bs 

seriously if you make a turn, I hope you like still turning in that direction afterwards even if you're fully pushing the other direction and going into spins because this car is fucking worthless in the extreme. It handles like shit, it goes too fast for this worthless handling so by the time you see something that willw reck you, it's already too late, and if you wanna make that Burning Route time, you need to be constantly boosting, doubling these problems.

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aaaah now I remember the bits about Burnout Paradise I don't like.

the soundtrack for one (large portions of it I just...don't like at all :/ also I really don't like G&R as a general rule. I find their music ... generic, annoying and I relaly don't like the vocals or melody. I just can't enjoy it.)

also the 500GT or something whatever it's called. Its burning route is just bullshit. It glides around like it's on ice constantly.

well I got jold of jalopy (jean jalopy) and I ran out of fuel just before getting to the motel in the tutorial and then got stuck because the car wouldn't move by pushing it, AT ALL, exept very slowly forward or backward, I couldn't seem to purchase more petrol at all even if I filled up my little gas can to take back manually and ohh boy just... wow.

Probably a bug but I'm gonna give it another try maybe tomorrow. Its oddly relaxing tho.

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holy sweet fuck what the heck.
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