Burnout Paradise Remastered
Me after getting sick of failing to do ANY event with the 500Gt because it's a pile of shit iceblock masquerading as a car in an otherwise pretty fun game: "okay fine gonna play as an aggression boost car and just do some road rages"
Me: *immediately after completing said event, wrecks my car against a bus* "Hah! Guess you could say I really ... =w=
BUSted my car up!"
*sound of lawnmower outside, no laughter*
Me: "...oh right I'm the only one here at home right now"
manual CW boosting of my bot here because OH MY GOD
cw: Porn mention. aaand it's a bot post so it's gonna get weird.
ren bot's gonna make it get weird.
uspol
It bodes pretty poorly for Michael Cohen that as soon as they reviewed the seized documents, both of his lawyers are immediately quitting: https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-lawyer-michael-cohens-attorneys-expected-to-quit-his-case-1528903379
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.