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@er1n i have a gay boy friend who once completed the entire romance arc for a (male) character in a video game and didn't realize it until they were Literally Having Sex so yea it's not just the lesbians haha

"i thought we were just being really close friends!!"

my brain. why. whyyy 

@Nine boku no hero mitochondria

my brain. why. whyyy 

Me: *watching a video about eukaryotes and how they contain other smaller organisms within the cells*
Friend: ahh, Mitochondria!!
Me: the POWERHOUSE of the Cell!
My brain: Mightychondria...
Me : what...
My brain: MIGHT-ochondria
Me: ..? what a-no NO DO-
My Brain: ALL MIGHT-ochondria!
Me: WHY?

Well Hyper's "Lies" album is pretty amazing so far and I'm glad I bought it???

LB: Cursed? totally. I've got NOTHING that'll go with those :<

everyone always asking the chestbot to open a chest

they never ask it to open its heart :<

hey if your game has a bomb ass soundtrack i am more likely to buy the game just sayin

Actually talking about Road Rash now tbh 

Like I mean I have literally never played a BAD Road Rash game. Not even Road Rash pc/ps1/3do was THAT bad. It played just like the original 3 games, just with jazzed up visuals. Jailbreak and 3d were way way better as was 64 but it was still a good road Rash game. It wasn't a bad, or unfun game at all. :D Road Redemption is pretty good too as a Road Rash style game.

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Actually talking about Road Rash now tbh 

Like I discovered Celldweller through Roadrash Jailbreak (an early version of their song Symbiont) and loved it so much I spent ages tracking down the actual CD until I finally managed to buy it. I was kinda startled that the album version was different to the tracks I'd heard before when mp3.com was a thing and functioned a bit more like Soundcloud does.

Not disappointed tho. The album versions were def. better.

Burnout Paradise Remastered stuff 

Oh heck I just found out how to do the Showtime thing where you flip yoru car and try to collide with as much as possible using your boost to keep your car moving and I forgot how much fun that was in the original OMG yesssss

also this game needs a way better soundtrack.

like okay there's a few good tracks but it's not like the PS1 roadrash games' music tracks. those three games had legit music in them.

i don't think you quite understand just how dedicated I am to puns

i will pun OUT LOUD whenever I have the opportunity without hesitation
/even if the only audience is myself/

Burnout Paradise Remastered 

Me after getting sick of failing to do ANY event with the 500Gt because it's a pile of shit iceblock masquerading as a car in an otherwise pretty fun game: "okay fine gonna play as an aggression boost car and just do some road rages"
Me: *immediately after completing said event, wrecks my car against a bus* "Hah! Guess you could say I really ... =w=

BUSted my car up!"

*sound of lawnmower outside, no laughter*

Me: "...oh right I'm the only one here at home right now"

am bed

gon slep
clothes are washed. yaaaay

can shower tomorrow morning too because I feel GRROOSSSS

...it's 1:20 am why are people cheering outside what is-...

...is it the fuckin football?

I love that public perception of Kobolds is that of a very recently invented creature that effectively only shares the same name as the D&D monster, and is otherwise nothing like it except maybe superficial appearance but even that fluctuates rapidly.

I wonder where the Cutebold originated.

manual CW boosting of my bot here because OH MY GOD
cw: Porn mention. aaand it's a bot post so it's gonna get weird.
ren bot's gonna make it get weird.

botsin.space/@NineBooks/100201

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