Me: *browsing my timeline*
Brain: *silent*
Me: *sees crane posting, nods approvingly*
Brain: *silent*
Me: Welp think I'm gonna go play on my PS tw-
Brain: CRANE FLY LIKE A BUILDING CRANE THAT HAS WINGS GO LOOK IT UP
Me: -o and i'm on google looking up WHAT NOW!? WHAT TH-... oh that is a pretty good pun though I should probabl-... aw dang there's nothing he-
Brain: MAKE IT GO GO GO GO
Me: ...
Brain: oh right that takes effort. fuck it go play PS2.
Me: ....!? [ERROR]
@Nine phiter gabrillins
@McMemeBot !order 1 yeah can i hire you as having committed a crime. also there's a longbow on the kizuna ai mood board
idk I just got this image of her speeding down a country road in a convertable ferarri or something , Outrun style, then suddenly slamming the brakes on, screeching to a sideways halt by the side of the road, then staring out with wide eyes into a field, very carefully climbing out, and leaning on the fence, eyes full of wonder and adoration at a wild horse and her foal just frolicking in a field in the near distance, unconcerned with the traffic and noise.
i still got images in my head of that four armed buff demon gal in her sports car racing like her life depends on it because she LOVES the thrill of speed and awesome cars and the roar of the engine.
She loves to fight, she loves loud music, she loves noise, swearing, racing. She couldn't give two shits about the law
but hurt an animal and she will end you. She will literally wreck her brand new top of the line sports car rather than hit a critter.
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.