Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

me: (dials 0800 number)

operator: you have reached brillo pad customer services how can i help

me: i would like you to commission me to write an advertising slogan for brillo pads

operator: sorry this number is for enquiri-

me: "brillo pads - they're brilloant"

operator: ...

me: well what do you think

operator: ...i'm putting you through to our head of marketing please hold

wholesome youtube comments

@jk @confusedcharlot "hello and bepis to you all" is my Youtube intro

regular reminder that if you’re new (or new again) to the fediverse and want to join ｃｙｂｒｅ you can be invited by someone already here or donate to the patreon (https://www.patreon.com/cybrespace) ~

In Jacksonville, FL, four Black trans women have been shot in the last six months. Local law enforcement's transphobic response has outraged the community: https://www.propublica.org/article/deadnamed-transgender-black-women-murders-jacksonville-police-investigation

#trans #journalism #acab

me, canonically

50% hat, is this a touhou?

*discretely slides this cutie out on the timeline*

touhowo

@Nine TouHou, the story of a bunch of gay girls fighting

*innocently tosses this cutie onto the timeline*

her name is orange and she has eyebrows I promise

#blender #3d

Masto, what are the best free podcast hosting sites?

#Introduction

We are two amateur critics (and I mean *really* amateur) watching and reviewing every movie ever nominated for Best Picture, in order, from the first awards ceremony to (someday) the present year.

Best friends on different coasts, Suzan lives in New York, David lives in Los Angeles, and every week we watch the same movie for our #podcast, Screen Test of Time.

Obviously, we're into #movies, no matter how much the Academy's choices try to convince us otherwise.

#8