Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

you ever wonder if picard barked out his usual order of "TEA, EARL GREY, HOT"
and the replicator maybe misheard him once and didn't pick up "TEA", so it fully formed a sexy guy with an Earldom whose family name was Grey, who was presumably just as confused, baffled, and alarmed as the captain was?

i have hair that no matter what you try to do to it it will always misbehave somehow.

like you can plait it and everything, get it all tidied away, have it properly brushed, combed, pinned back, tied back, treated, and everything.

then

*sproing* whoops stray hairs everywhere sneaking out so it looks like my head is covered in spiders or something.

made the mistake of thinking the diziness was getting better

hahahahahahah nooooope

oh gosh Kami is flopped across my hands, and turned over, reached up and pawed at my face gently to pull my face closer to hers so she could nuzzle and nosebump me before flopping again. i love this cat so much ;w; <3

fuck okay typos there but you get the idea

i do not like this dizziness. every time I think "oh i guess it's clearing up maybe I'll call in to work and say actually i can work sorry for the worry" and I go to get up and my ears go "WOAH FUCKO JEEZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING OH GOD HELP" and the dizziness starts again.

I literally just slid my chair out, bent down to pick up and empty my bin and everytghing it's spimming

I haven't even played that many touhou games.

My ability to detect (and thus boost) 2hus is somewhat unnerving.

Kami is done with snuggles for now. Now it is time to watch the outside world

so yeha if you get a ow ow ow hand ow
et a black and white cat be forewarmed that they are weird buggers and will either love you and only you

or love everyone but also show that through being a little prick ow thumb OW cat ow!!

like every one i've met has either been super affectionate to the point of utterly reandom behaviour when they get super happy and purry, or are aloof, nervous, shy things who are scared to love but will sometines just... curl up on a particular person's lap and just LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

i love this cat to bits but black and white cats are all fuckin weird what's the deal

her entire tail is fluffed. and she's still purring away. she just keeps... suddenly biting me. hard. while purring.

okay kami is upset with me that I won't cuddle her on command and is simultaneously purring and flopping and nuzzling me but also biting the FUCK OUT OF ME OW

Oh dear I have a problem

remember to junction your GFs effectively.

i assume this means you gotta take all your girlfriends and make a huge lesbian voltron type thing.

(which to be fair is probably way cooler than ff8's summon system)

oh also i'm off sick today because my ears are acting up and even so much as going up and down stairs causes massive dizzy spells and makes me want to collapse. Hell I bent down to pick up some dirty clothes to put in the wash basket downstairs and fell over immediately. It's pretty horrible but since I had that inner ear infection apparently this is just gonna be... a thing, for a while, until it clears up. If ever. yaaaay.