Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

okay i've thought about this ofr a couple of days and yes.
"thanks i could help bro" is a hilarious phrase. I agree.

okay what about a wasp girl oc who is aggressively defensive of her loved ones but around her loved ones she's soft, gentle, and super caring, loves flowers and warm sunny days... but threaten those she cares about and she will make you beg her to LET you live to regret it.

man remember that one mmo from back in the day that everyone at school used to play hahah you know the one uhh *looks at hand, squints to read smudged writing*

ron... escape?...

heck it's pissing down with rain all day today apparently. thank goodness i'm too ill to go anywhere hahahahahaaaaafuckimgonnabeindoorsallday ._.;

or if the reason he always says "tea", first is BECAUSE of this exact reason? and the first time he just said, "Earl Grey, hot."?

you ever wonder if picard barked out his usual order of "TEA, EARL GREY, HOT"
and the replicator maybe misheard him once and didn't pick up "TEA", so it fully formed a sexy guy with an Earldom whose family name was Grey, who was presumably just as confused, baffled, and alarmed as the captain was?

i have hair that no matter what you try to do to it it will always misbehave somehow.

like you can plait it and everything, get it all tidied away, have it properly brushed, combed, pinned back, tied back, treated, and everything.

then

*sproing* whoops stray hairs everywhere sneaking out so it looks like my head is covered in spiders or something.

made the mistake of thinking the diziness was getting better

hahahahahahah nooooope

oh gosh Kami is flopped across my hands, and turned over, reached up and pawed at my face gently to pull my face closer to hers so she could nuzzle and nosebump me before flopping again. i love this cat so much ;w; <3

fuck okay typos there but you get the idea