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There were dents in the knight's armour.
"Shouldn't you get those hammered out?" the dragon asked.
"They do not hinder me," the knight said, "just remind me of other battles."
The dragon counted dents. "You won all those?"
"I lived through them all."
"Then I will not add more."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

i'm still completely puzzled by "the family that tacos together, rockos together" in NITW.

I'm sure it's a pun, given Candy and Mae's reactions, but I don't get it.

i love to keysmash

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NITW Spoilery, slightly, maybe 

OKay so ... I feel like Bea is the only events you should do personally, but I am trying out Gregg's events on a new playthrough and...

...Mae just... fucking, unloading on Scriggins is priceless. Just absolutely hilarious. Gregg's affirmation of "Classic" just seals the deal too.

Gregg rulz ok.

Oof, that was a hefty job, and it's not even a complete guide either. Still, here's my "Beginner's Guide" to Splinter Zone, by @MOKKA and friends!

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles

I plan on working on a strategy guide for dealing with the levels, finding secrets, beating bosses and shooting the enemies too at some point, but wow that took quite some time to put together. ^^; Feel free to comment on anything I've missed or that would be helpful to include!

Commissioned SFW Furry Art / Anthropomorphic Mantis Bug in Cute Clothing / Mention of Off-Site Artist 

Here's a hella cute commission I got from @hr_banana on Birdsite!!

I love how they changed up Verdant a bit, just like I wanted. The finger/hand bits on the end are a neat addition that kind of made me learn more about mantids, myself! :o

Splinter Zone spoilery! 

@MOKKA Oh that reminds me! I finished Splinter Zone for the first time last night. (I had to cheat unfortunately). It was so good though, I love that ending, I love the credits and the names for the enemies too. The elevator rise was tense, really ... really kinda sad too. But that final shot after the credits... <3 <3 <3 so good. thank you

my phone said it couldn't install the update proceedure is not just driving it's alos building the car faster
it also makes it so difficult to type a ? but I guess

people on twitter big mad at me for saying pikachus were gay but you know fucking what? Gay Pikachus

LRT: I can totally imagine Tracer texting pictures of D'Va to her girlfriend just like "omg look at how cute this korean chick I work with is she's just so adorable aaaaa i wanna adopt her can we can we can we" "Lena." "Emily plz" "Lena."
"Emillyyyy ;w;"
"Lena listen."
"k ._."
"Lena I want you to send me more pictures of this precious cinnamon roll because OH MY GOD make sure she visits when I'm back from work I have to hug her."
"YAAAAY"

bleh 99% i mean I slept seven hours solidly so... That's good? So why do I express this. oh I know AAAA

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