The knight looked at the purring pile, and turned to the dragon.
"You hoard cats?"
"Aren't they sweet?"
"You can't sleep on a hoard of cats!"
"Of course not. They usually sleep on me."
"You are their hoard?"
"Why so concerned with labels?"
"I don't want to fight you."
"So don't."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
so i mean yeah I cheated hugely to get through the entire game but I feel no guilt and heck I had SOME fun but not a whole lot. It was pretty disappointing in all honesty
white people affecting "indian" accents and shitty jokes about indian culture everywhere :/ ugh.
Oh and also there's this horrific timing bug on windows 10 where ninja float in slow motion as they jump , and Chapter 8's "The Getaway" is impossible to complete without a level skip because you outrun the target and get stuck as he pauses to "let you catch up" indefiniately.
also the stat levelling system is punishing. It costs a lot of points to level up, you won't earn enough points to max out everything so you have to choose carefully what to level, and you move and hide and act so slowly at the start it's nigh impossible to not be detected even on easy.
Oh and it's also pretty racist at several points. :/ The entirety of the India section. holy fuck.
oh yeah I dunno if I mentioned but I completed NOLF2.
it's...
...
...I mean gameplay wise it's good, it's got some good mechanics, but it's poorly executed. It purports to be a stealth game but the problem is you are actively punished by its systems for not killing anybody and just knocking them out. They just get back up again once they wake up and go into alert mode, rearming themselves magically, then breaking patrol routes and making levels take FOREVER to navigate.
well the windows are being washed, and this involves a brush pumping water and stuff through it on the end of a long stick to get the ones on the roof where my room is in (attic conversion). This of course spooks Kami and Misty because they're like "AUH WHAT HTE HELL IS THIS STRANGE ALIEN CREATURE SUDDENLY AT THE WINDOWS!?"
Kami runs and hides, Misty watches it like prey.
A reminder that this Black Friday, rather than putting on an enormous sale, @itchio will be donating their entire revenue share from all sales on the site to a pair of LGBTQ+ and climate change charities
https://itch.io/blog/56131/announcing-the-itchio-black-friday-not-sale
🐲 HEADS UP 🐲
Dealing with serious financial problems, major commission opening this Black Friday/Small Business Saturday! All types of projects for all types of budgets, to be completed December-January.
All info will be laid out in the master post I’ll be doing but if you’re curious about a price quote now feel free to email me at bluegoblins@outlook.com.
if yr feeling down, watch this video of someone talking about the cat they rescued and how said cat turned out to be a complete bastard https://youtu.be/393jPL8fkxc
oh shit someone remixed Rude Buster, the battle theme from Deltarune, into a chill as fuck track aaaaa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Omn9t4s3Jk
The Stand Alone Complex game on the PS2 was... alright. It was a fairly capable third person shooter but you played largely as either Batou or Motoko, and there were like, two or three (usually short) levels where you played as a Tachikoma and they were... annoying levels at that :/ The PS1 game was ... more fun and exciting really I think.
Level design was p. bad on the PS2 game too at times. Really easy to get lost in it. Not super memorable. Bosses were aggravating, controls sucked.
"hey ren what's in your head tonight?"
nm just this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM9zXbBQKLI
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.