Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Oh yeah. That reminds me.

It's true.

Do not lick the cartridges for the Nintendo switch. They taste extremely bitter.

y'ever start saying something or typing it and then right before it's too late to stop yourself saying/typing it and hitting send you realise it could be considered lewd as fuck

cause i do

like

all the time

we also have Smash bros ultimate (came with the console) so me and Miq are gonna try that out.

... prolly gonna buy like, Bayonetta 2 at some point too. along with a couple other games for it.

dang it's a cute li'l console tho.

so uh

we have a Switch now

I got to play Breath of the Wild

shit that game is pretty

She legy because I pet a tum

playing some easy as pie word game to earn some free gems on a crap game to pass time until i recharge tokens so I can play more puzzles in a GOOD picross game on my phone and this fucker won't accept "Batou" as a word how dare it

shoutouts to @SydtheSquid who pointed that generator in my direction :3

http://www.generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=21452

well first I got "gay motherfucking datemate" and I thought that was pretty amazing.

but then I got "motherfucking [REDACTED] fucker" and holy crap that's so on brand.

WHAT THE SHIT

...OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY "DOGS ARE JUST FIRM CATS"

you know how cats do that thing where you hold them around the middle and try to pick them up and they go from - to n with their feet still on the ground until they can't strech any more and they sorta dangle from your hands until you support their legs better?

that, but catgirls.

capybara are

so good

and chill