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I have macro keys on my keyboard. Theoretically I can bind any key combinations to them

...

in practice they... don't seem to work all that well.

I tried it once, to open the console in a game and type a code and hit enter. It... didn't. it kept missing keys, took forever to do it , like it was entering it 900x faster than the game could actually respond to it.

I've unlockedl ike ... a ton of this big puzzle and there are STILL sub 10 token costing puzzles to unlock it's never bloody ending holy hsit

how does one express "lord help me I'm back on my bullshit" in a single emoji

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh i just realised it says "thiunk".

thiunk.

that's a thing now.

AND YET
they don't even come up to her waist when they're small.

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y'ever thiunk about how like

in the original SMB

princess peach is taller than small mario and luigi

but smaller than big mario and luigi

by at least like

a couple foot.

like goddamn she comes up to their chest at most when they big.

offering my solidarity to anyone who's ever felt like they weren't poc enough

[circa 2000]
CAVE EMPLOYEE 1: we need some american sounding names for our villains
CAVE EMPLOYEE 2: dw i got u

Last week, the court ruled against Stardock, basically saying that the company, and its founder Brad Wardell in particular, had acted in bad faith throughout and had brought this whole mess on themselves, and ruled that Star Control: Origins did, in fact, violate R&F's copyright.

Yesterday, R&F filed a DMCA takedown. Star Control: Origins is no longer available on Steam or GOG.

(Good. Fuck Brad Wardell, who's a Nazi and a sex pest.)

OP: twitter.com/flubbus/status/107

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