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oh christ there's this ad for a game on my phone called Slidey: Block Puzzle and it uses the tetris theme.

not just the tetris theme

but a MIDI TRANSCRIPTION OF THE TETRIS THEME

but wait there's more

They haven't correctly sampled the "drum" track so it just plays a low, normal note with a piano patch in place of each of the drums. which you can hear over hte music, and they left that in.

holy fuck.

I have macro keys on my keyboard. Theoretically I can bind any key combinations to them

...

in practice they... don't seem to work all that well.

I tried it once, to open the console in a game and type a code and hit enter. It... didn't. it kept missing keys, took forever to do it , like it was entering it 900x faster than the game could actually respond to it.

I've unlockedl ike ... a ton of this big puzzle and there are STILL sub 10 token costing puzzles to unlock it's never bloody ending holy hsit

how does one express "lord help me I'm back on my bullshit" in a single emoji

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh i just realised it says "thiunk".

thiunk.

that's a thing now.

AND YET
they don't even come up to her waist when they're small.

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y'ever thiunk about how like

in the original SMB

princess peach is taller than small mario and luigi

but smaller than big mario and luigi

by at least like

a couple foot.

like goddamn she comes up to their chest at most when they big.

offering my solidarity to anyone who's ever felt like they weren't poc enough

[circa 2000]
CAVE EMPLOYEE 1: we need some american sounding names for our villains
CAVE EMPLOYEE 2: dw i got u

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