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also my brain: "an 8 bit version of "Doctor Beat" should be called "Doctor Beep" "

someone please update my firmware of my brain clearly it's malfunctioning

hellbrain: "hey. hey. hey."
me: "...fucksake, what."
hellbrain: "chums"
me: "...uh... y..yes?..."
hellbrain: "enbies."
me: "...uhhuh?"
hellbrain: "enby chums"
me: *tangible but unexplainable feeling of dread* "...aaagainst my better judgement... where arey ou going with this?"
hellbrain: :) "chumbies"
me: "NO"
hellbrain: *already had fingers type this out* "yes" :)

oh yeah that reminds me house flipper got a gardening expansion didn';t it?...

...

i'm tempted to get it

"just stop using <thing>" is a completely worthless response to somebody complaining about something.

if someone uses something despite complaining, it's either not bad enough for them to warrant stop using it or there's another reason why they can't.

it does nothing but radiate a smug aura full of elitism.

when I see a cute girl: oh yesbian I'm lesbian

The gospel of BDSM teaches us that hierarchies of control are only healthy when they are:
1. Consensual
2. Temporary
3. At root, fictional

remember kids: "ufo" doesn't mean "alien spacecraft", it just means "unidentified flying object". anything in the sky can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

i

have played

an absolute ton of BOTW today holy crap

I still have only just gotten to the second village and gotten the Sheikah Slate fully unlocked. I uh...

I keep getting sidetracked and wandering off.

My version of Link is a genuinely good hearted, but VERY easily distracted Hero of Time.

New badge style for 2019: ANGLE badges! These eye-catching pieces of custom wearable art will only be available at Further Confusion 2019! If you're interested in a pre-order, drop me a line at irisjaycomics@gmail.com!

"please bring some tea for our guests, Jenkins (Jean Enkins)"

oh sweet there's a sknq under each subheading than appears too, likewise, mousehweel will reveal them if you're wondering who i'm talking about
it's both of them is really good football game. There's no pretence, or complicated crap, you can get to give a pi3b a scart socket tho via the GPIO socket doohickery that looks tasty and sweet flavoured like an hour or so. fuuuuck

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