Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

tokyo drifting around mountain roads heading at breakneck speed into pooptoot territory without spilling a single drop of this cup of effort on my dashboard

no but seriously you ever get times when a random eurobeat song just plays in your brain at maximum goddamn volume?

*feels like conversation/events have happened before*
me: "wow, that's weird."
someone: "What?"
me: "I just had the weirdest sensation of Deja Vu-"
my brain: "I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE"
me: "HIGHER ON THE STREET"
random passer by: "AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO"

Nintendo headquarters, during the making of botw:
"Okay so, now the subject of the great fairies... We thought we'd go in a new direction with them"
"How so? Toning down the uncomfortable sexualised aspects of them? Making them far more Fae like?"
"Balls no. We're gonna make em hornt as fuck and get everyone feeling weird about playing the game around parents"
"Genius!"

redid that toot because heck i fuckin' typoed

it's raining
it's pouring
old rich white men are boring

FUCK i ty0poed