Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

LB: RENBOT OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE CHILL

literally anything: "blahblalblahblalbh bottom blabhlalbhbha"
me, a functioning adult: "hhhheeehehehehehehe bottom :D ... wait what were we talking about??"

Concentrate your mind
mutter the memms to the mastodon interface tenderly
aim at the public timeline
now unleash your annihilation of good content

pooptoot is not difficult

tokyo drifting around mountain roads heading at breakneck speed into pooptoot territory without spilling a single drop of this cup of effort on my dashboard

no but seriously you ever get times when a random eurobeat song just plays in your brain at maximum goddamn volume?

*feels like conversation/events have happened before*
me: "wow, that's weird."
someone: "What?"
me: "I just had the weirdest sensation of Deja Vu-"
my brain: "I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE"
me: "HIGHER ON THE STREET"
random passer by: "AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO"

Nintendo headquarters, during the making of botw:
"Okay so, now the subject of the great fairies... We thought we'd go in a new direction with them"
"How so? Toning down the uncomfortable sexualised aspects of them? Making them far more Fae like?"
"Balls no. We're gonna make em hornt as fuck and get everyone feeling weird about playing the game around parents"
"Genius!"