Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
me: UUUghhh there's so many pages of this damn document aren't I done yet!?
*checks remaining documents. there's only two pages left*
Oh.
...huh o_o
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squirrels are, good
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how did we end up in a world where "gender critical" is a shitty euphemism for transphobe instead of meaning the moment where you roll a 20 and realise you you're trans
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SYN 
SYN-ACK 
ACK 
fuck there's some kind of spambot going around various instances posting links to some website called "womenarestupid" or some shit. I've reported the same bot (under different names) twice now. ugh
(realtalk my typing speed is probably a bit faster than that, given that I was last measured ... quite some years ago. )
me: *typing real fast without looking at the screen and keyboard and barely making any errors*
someone: wow okay you type really fast, have you ever had it measured?
me: yeah, turns out it's something close to 70wpm without any errors?
someone: Nice!
me: *knowing it was like 69wpm * yeah. B]
working track right now: Audiomontage - Come With Me
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i'm only semi serious at best about that please don't put effort into more emojis that are literally only for using for pooptoots. I am a pooptoot factory i don't need any further encouragement
wtb: psyduck emoji but it's me doing it instead of psyduck
and it faces right instead of left
so I can have :renpsy: 
where :renpsy: is me doing the expression facing right.
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i wanna see digitalfoundry do a version comparison of all the versions of pac man ever released. which one has the best frame rate & reflections
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"Hi! I'd like to submit a bug report?"
"Go ahead."
"There's a cricket in the vents."
"And..?"
"It keeps guilting everyone."
"...How?"
"Mostly... things like... don't steal someone else's lunch not even just a little of someone else's lunch... office supplies aren't home supplies... Jerry you're married stop this thing with Kelly..."
"I don't think my IT Certificate covers this."
"Oh I'm sorry! I thought this was the HR number."
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"Hi! I'd like to submit a bug report?"
"Go ahead."
"The butterflies are coming along nicely; less monarchs than anticipated, but we're troubleshooting as we speak."
"Anything else?"
"The bees are doing better, but still not where we'd like; continuing to investigate."
"Thank you for sub--"
"Uh... one more thing..."
"What?"
"We over budgeted the mosquitoes. Again."
"Ugh... I'll alert the Bird and Fish departments to compensate."
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@Nine *The petting has reached its peak. 100% charged!! the sknqlove energy formed glows within the petting circuit of the two cuties. all of a sudden... KASHEEN!!!! Those poor adorable denizens of the fediverse won't know what hit them!! (love it was love that hit them*
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🔁skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks🔁
*presents fluffy tail for touching and petting*
touch
fluffy
tail
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*lets out a sentence here lalalaa
my words: ALPHABET, RISE UP! YOU HAVE A REF SHEET AND EVERYTHING
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
