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@lynnesbian Tootchievement Unlocked: It's Treason, Then!
Make A Joke Specifically Aimed At One Of Your Tootuals, And Have It Become Highly Popular With All Tootuals EXCEPT Them

some of you might be nostalgic and/or curious about how old versions of android looked, so here are some photos of some of the stock apps

the one with the error message about the SD card is the music player. this version of android won't even let you play music without an SD card - probably because it only has ~200MB of usable internal storage

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just a reminder that this phone is indeed tiny

if you wanna look up the specs yourself, it's a huawei ideos u8150

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*sits there repeating introductions to themselves the entire game.

If 2fort is such a good map why isn't there a 3for-

Oh wait right, Valve. It'd be 2forte1 right?

DEJA VU
I've just been in this place before
HIGHER ON THE STREET
and I know it's my time to go

Glad that my spectrum emulation on the RPi is good. It seems to work pretty well

which are tough as nails AND have a ranged attack. so... yeah, you're taking hits no matter what. You gotta rush through this game, I'm not sure how this was meant to be fun.

The original Gauntlet games are very bad.

they are brutally unfair.

first levels are usually the "easy" ones right?

lol

no you get swarmed by hundreds of ghosts which sure are7 weak but you can only shoot them you can't melee them, They're pretty mobile, and because you can only hsoot in 8 directions and not move while shooting

you take a LOT of hits.

sure you got thousands of health but...

then you get orcs. melee only attackers, but you still wanna shoot them.

then uh... drakes??

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