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do yourself a favor and avoid #spam by blacklisting this domain:
womenarestupid.site

some asshat is creating throwaway accounts and messaging random people with the same crap over and over

#mastoadmin #fediadmin (? what's the tag for admins who aren't running mastodon??)

people ask me: why do you like jorts so much
I answer: it's in my jenes

holy shit now that I got that ingrown eyelash out of my eyelid i'm already feeling BLESSED FUCKING RELIEF. my eye's still sore from all the irritation but at least now it doesn't feel like there's something constantly poking it

If you think about it, an internal combustion engine essentially powers a vehicle by hundreds of explosions per second.

homophobia, violence, media, news, love, and someone who is classy 

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

She gets attacked, and directs people to help others. So much class. I genuinely admire that

@Nine 'sok, I'm sure Gorillaz.bas is a thing too. It's a dancing Noodle created by replacing your entire ASCII set. XD

oh fucksake so now i had an ingrowing eyelash it turns out. THAT'S why my eye was so friggin sore. fucksake.

managed to grab it out with some tweezers. that was a touch nervewracking.

wow okay that was quick, the spambot got taken out immediately after I reported it. nice

i have officially sold out

all my pooptoots now come with a premium option of 5 sknqbucks per pooptoot. If you view a premium pooptoot you must pay for it or be charged with pooptoot piracy. I do however offer Free to Toot options, which are just as good! Here's an example!

(To see the free example please pay 5 sknqbucks)

Hey so uh

Turns out

There's a cooking mama game for phones?

And it's... So far pretty good???

Roommates just gave us 30 days notice as they move into a smaller unit in the same complex. Buncha cishet fuckos

Welp, our housing situation is now pretty dire. I swear I'll stop spamming y'all with my donate links once our housing is stable again. Brown lesbian and her trans gf need assistance now.

paypal.me/hamsterpower91
venmo: amelia_leviosa
Cash app: $hamsterpower

"ah, Mood, or some say Big Mood. Do you hear our Sames?"

A sweet summertime Pel by beelzbat on twitter (old but relevant piece)!

deliberately upsetting abelist language / instance defederation suggestion 

Found an other free speech instance with nothing better to do than try and trigger people for attention. Here's your attention, I guess.
Instance: gameliberty.club
Receipt:
gameliberty.club/@matrix/10227

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!