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Decided to see what would happen if I trained a neural net to write names for self-aware AIs.
May I present: GPT-2 trained on AI names from Iain M. Banks's Culture novels
aiweirdness.com/post/185883998

Bleh, quick nap on this couch. Keep dozing off and I don't want to. Hate my body

Me: oh boy time to play this fun video game on the switch!
Brain: fantastic! Snooze time!!
Me: wait what I'm not sleepy though I've slept plenty and I just wanna play this
Brain: I said sleepy A time vf
Me: no I need to stay awake for-
Brain: TOO BAD, SLEEPY TIME :)

when defeated, I have an 80% percent chance to drop my sword, 15% chance to drop my sword, 15% chance to drop three, and a 1% chance to drop three, and a 1% chance to drop two swords, a 4% chance to drop my sword, 15% chance to drop my sword, 15% chance to drop my old friend 🎶

(2/2) funniest fucking train experience (transphobia, misgendering, heterosexism, transit harassment; +) 

"but you were born a man" ('a doctor said I was a boy, but doctors often have to make that up out of whole cloth'), "but you can't have children" ('I can, I'd just have to adopt, and plenty of cis women can't give birth').

Finally: "You're a man." ('I am a woman.') And he said, "I understand that your situation is very hard," and I cut him off.

"It's a pretty sweet situation for me. I like it." He made a noncomittal noise; I continued. "It seems like this is difficult for YOU. When I say 'I am a woman,' that makes things complicated for YOU. But it's very simple for me. I am a woman. I have tits. My tits have grown because of the hormones in my body."

And THAT'S when he said "I'm sorry, I can't, I'm out," and moved seats away from me while I laughed and slapped my knee.

I got blocked by my own reply guy In Real Life

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(1/2) I had the funniest fucking experience on the train yesterday (transphobia, misgendering, heterosexism, transit harassment; +) 

... y'all might not think it's funny, but I do.

on the train back into San Francisco, this dude came into my car, visibly drunk, and said "do you have any questions? do you have any Questions about Life?" and, like, clearly thought he was gonna blow my ingenue mind

so, y'all know, I'm a curious gal. I asked him, "what do men mean when they say they're straight?"

he seemed to feel attacked. I told him it didn't need to have anything to do with him; he sat heavily down.

I told him my standard spiel about straight men on Grindr, and he said "Oh, I understand your situation. You're a man, seeking men."

I said, "I'm a trans woman," and kept going.

His objections included "Men want to impregnate a woman" ('straight men very much are attracted to me'), "you're a physical man" (I said: 'that's not real. men's and women's bodies aren't different'),

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Black Excellence, eye contact 

An example of Black Excellence.

Jerry Lawson designed the Fairchild Channel F, the first cartridge-based video game system, allowing additional games to be sold separately from the console itself and creating the standard distribution model for console gaming for nearly two decades.

One of the most significant figures in the history of video games.

I just received a spam email that included the sentence "I want to meet a partner for some sparkling nighttimes of disorder" and now I've realized that's all anybody could ever really want.

housing help needed, England 

so my landlady just told me I'm getting my week's notice on Monday, so I need to be out of here by the 8th of July.

Currently in Northallerton, Hambleton, North Yorkshire.

I don't have a car, I don't know how to use public transport here, my only income is donations from you lot.

This is how to do a Trans person joke without punching down.

Dunno where I put em. I got em tho. Couldn't tell ya where I put em though

so i rescued a couple sticks of memory from a skip today. 4gig sticks, DDR3, could come in handy

gdq, transphobia, - 

Since ppl are asking who, heres the birdsite thread: twitter.com/Hi_Cial/status/114

Plus her site saying she does work for gdq 2019: twitter.com/Hi_Cial/status/114

Plus others weigh in: twitter.com/Hi_Cial/status/114

And by all means spread this shit & complain to gdq cuz im Sick of them giving her a free pass for free art

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like... by a ridiculous a moutn , that can't be right

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