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All I'm saying is that there's no proof that he isn't, in the games where you don't see the bottoms of his shoes.

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Why the heck does Mario slide after he touches the ground every single time he jumps? Is he wearing heelys or something?

It's a new week so I must begin anew my quest to kiss girls

"Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee" = "Installing update 1/24..."

been getting a lot of questions about this so i have to clarify:

DRAGONOLOGY is the study of dragons (as seen in the classic reference document Dragonology); "drakonology" is also acceptable

DRACOLOGY is an arcology built to sustain a population of dragons

fuckin hol up you can play as Maria in the PSP version too what

oh dang what the hell there was a 2.5d PSP remake of Rondo of Blood as well??

I mean, it doesn't look SUPER great, the 2.5 look is weird, but dang those cutscenes look amaz-

I'm sorry WHAT!? DRACULA'S DARK PRIEST IS CALLED "SHAFT"!?

Oh come the fuck on .

That explains why the SNES version, Dracula X, was so cut down. It literally couldn't store all that data.

Oh whoops Rondo of Blood was a Turbographix 16 CD/ PCEngine CD game not a Sharp X680000 game.

Also it controls like arse. Dracula X was at least playable despite the massive amount cut out of it

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Oh boy I finally get to try out Rondo Of Blood in its original form as opposed to Dracula X on the SNES which is a cut down port!

*Plays it*

Oh. Right. Hmm. It's got bullshit difficulty... I see

Commission for @twofold_fgc who asked me to draw a character I designed for them a while back.

@Nine Ren's turbo button is on their butt cause every time they sit down at the computer this happens

put turbo buttons on things that don't need them

got a robot friend?
put a turbo button on them
got a computer?
turbo button it.
Got a neural network for generating pooptoots?
turbo pooptoot button.
Toilet?
turbo button.
Kettle?
Turbo button
IKEA desk?
TŨŘBÖ ßŪŢTŎŃ
Plush toy?
Turbo Button (eyes)
Turbo button?
TURBO BUTTON

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