Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Me: Jeez it's so hot I can't think of anything good to toot... but I really shouldn't pooptoot. that also takes too much creativity. I'm just gonna sit and sknqfav instead.

My brain:

"Tails"'s full name is Miles Prower, a pun on Miles Per Hour

but did you know, that in the US, his name is actually Kilometers "Tails" Prower?

y'ever just

whenever you find an Abra in Pokemon

and you evolve it

just find yourself goin'

https://youtu.be/7QyoRzZrF00?t=44

random memory:

a forum I used to go to (in the web 1.0 days) had a meme whereby any time a poster said "woah" in response to something (which was fairly often) the stock response had become "yeah ok neo" after one bright spark did so, and everybody jumped on that bandwagon .

this reached its peak when (because, again, web1.0 days), someone decided to just... post a bunch of lyrics from a Radiohead song.

to which the first response to the thread, was "yeah ok computer"

and now

to bed

to sleep

...

.....perchance to sleep

...I mnean granted I'll never see it so I'll never block it but it means I won't ever have to see it again

fuck yes the filter works as intended. good. now I'll never have to see that spammer fuck again

aw fuckssake that goddamn awful spammer is back again

🥐 my favourite bread product

Fortnight

Fortday

Fortafternoon

Fortwitchinghour

*various embarassed squeaky noises*

WAIT THERE'S A TSHIRT!?

i got oneupped by the admin of this very instance and I'm not even upset

i feel blessed by it in fact.

aaaaaaaaaaaa
you've all got it in for me! /)////(\

there are so many others cuter than me! Better than me! Omg!

*splodes*

wishing I had a completely synthetic body because then I could program myself like a soundboard so I could literally emit the Sonic 3 & Knuckles "COME ON!" Sample from Knuckle's theme whenever I liked