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you know, it occurs to me, that the first movies I ever remember seeing were Bambi and Short Circuit 2. I THINK I saw Short Circuit 1 first, but I can't be entirely sure, considering my memories of 2 are a lot stronger than those of 1.

But either way I remember being very very fond of Flower from Bambi, and wanting a plush of them, but I think I was told "no you don't, skunks are stinky!" :(

As for SC2, I remember crying my eyes out when Johnny 5 nearly dies at the end.

okay holy shit it's not as humid but it is hard to breathe in this heat fuck

there is a distinct shortage of sonas of capybara, hedgehogs (non StH ones at least), aligator/crocodiles, and "creepy crawlies" (not sure I like that term, but i cannot remember a good term for things like worms, moths, spiders, ants, bugs of any kind or annelids or whatevers).

hm.

they need more love

Today may be the hottest day Europe has ever recorded 🔥 Please stay safe!

💚 Drink plenty of water and stay hydrated
💚 Shower in cool water when needed and/or wash your hands and face
💚 The UV index is high. If you go outside, try to wear a sun hat and keep to the shade
💚 Avoid unnecessary strenuous activity
💚 Carry a fan if you have one, and don't be afraid to use it
💚 Hide inside supermarkets or shopping malls if you need to. Especially if they have fridges you can stand next to awhile.

Gee Fire Emblem, why does your mom let you have three houses?

Don’t ever tell me I can’t be a Strong Female Character and also backflip around in sexy black outfits and say things like “sorry, BOYS >:3” while choking men unconscious with my taut, powerful calves alone. Let me live my truth

Me: Jeez it's so hot I can't think of anything good to toot... but I really shouldn't pooptoot. that also takes too much creativity. I'm just gonna sit and sknqfav instead.

My brain:

"Tails"'s full name is Miles Prower, a pun on Miles Per Hour

but did you know, that in the US, his name is actually Kilometers "Tails" Prower?

y'ever just

whenever you find an Abra in Pokemon

and you evolve it

just find yourself goin'

youtu.be/7QyoRzZrF00?t=44

random memory:

a forum I used to go to (in the web 1.0 days) had a meme whereby any time a poster said "woah" in response to something (which was fairly often) the stock response had become "yeah ok neo" after one bright spark did so, and everybody jumped on that bandwagon .

this reached its peak when (because, again, web1.0 days), someone decided to just... post a bunch of lyrics from a Radiohead song.

to which the first response to the thread, was "yeah ok computer"

...I mnean granted I'll never see it so I'll never block it but it means I won't ever have to see it again

fuck yes the filter works as intended. good. now I'll never have to see that spammer fuck again

aw fuckssake that goddamn awful spammer is back again

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