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i literally bought a set of polyhedral dice because when I looked at them I was like "holy shit orange flavoured Chewits dice" and okay they don't loook exactly like that but the colour they were literally made me think they would taste like that, even though orange Chewits don't look like that...

i uh

i have on occasion just... popped a couple in my mouth and just held them there. for... no reason.

help

i like to chew on things that are "tasty" looking coloursu. I don't understand why.

"Corgi" is actually plural. If you only have one dog, it's a corgus.

( i mean not that dogs are bad in anyway, i love dogs, i jsut mean that particular account )

post pics of your handhelds to me I will rate them from 0/10

(spoiler warning, every rating will be a 10. it'll be like we rate dogs, only better)

hm

does maple count as a handheld console?

would byte mind if I held byte in my hands?

all handheld consoles are cute i will fight you on this

Villager 1: "Wait, yesterday Johnny was tripping over his own feet and today he's fighting off bandits like he's been doing it his whole life. Must have been holding out on us."

Villager 2: "Yeah, and I guess he just inherited a bunch of armor and weapons? Just showed up at his house today. Some kids have all the luck."

Villager 3: "Nah, I've seen this before. It's not luck. It's a new game plus."

(h/t @KelethDragon for setting me on this train of thought)

i have revised my opinion on quake 2.

gameplay's fun as heck. gunplay feels amazing, sound design is way better than Quake 1 (seriously what was up with the shotguns in quake 1 sounding... anaemic at best. The guns in Q2 all sound far meatier and chunkier. The Orks would be proud. proper dakka.), Sonic Mayhem's music is pretty much awesome as heck for it too. The game feels and plays way better than its predecessor. also I don't have to be HURRRRGHANGRYMARIIINE

I think ... whatever this is, this is my favourite genre of music.

It's not pop. It's... different. she music (lain trzaska) does a lot of this sorta stuff too, though usually a more downbeat sorta kind? But I love it too. the entire Days and Journeys collections are full of it, plus Come See Me by she is a great track and one of my favourites ever

lots of perky, glitchy, bouncy, highly energetic melodic music.

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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