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Hfdsdhhgff the secret shop in the tunnel still exists in River city girls omg omg omg XD it even still has the pixelly girl at the counter!!

USPOL, NOAA 

Last week, an unsigned press release from someone at NOAA contradicted the National Weather Service and backed up Trump's claim that Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.

This week, the Assistant Administrator of NOAA sent out an email, which has leaked, and which says basically "when I find out whoever did this I'm going to skin you alive, you fucking dumbass".

The text of the email is in the image; it's too long to reproduce.

AB5! eat shit uber

> Senate lawmakers passed a controversial bill, known as AB 5, on Tuesday evening, after months of uproar from businesses and gig companies like Uber and Lyft. The bill will require businesses to hire workers as employees, not independent contractors, with some exceptions. That will give hundreds of thousands of California workers basic labor rights for the first time.

vox.com/2019/9/11/20850878/cal

Okay when I said "chill" I mean in the context that he's always smiling serenely and speaks softly

But he does also say things like "please, come in, and let us master the art of Breaking Faces"

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Geologists have reconstructed the history of a lost continent in the Mediterranean, Greater Adria. It crashed into southern Europe about 100 million years ago and began to subduct under the larger continent, and its scraped-off surface crumpled together to become mountainous terrain throughout southern and eastern Europe, notably including the Apennine mountains in central Italy.

nationalgeographic.com/science

Oh god

Billy and Jimmy from Double Dragon each run a dojo in River City Girls and Billy is like super fired up and "GO BEAT UP THE WORLD, DUDES!" Whereas Jimmy is super chill and has little birds around him omfg

okay but whos going to play nobby and fred colon

RT @BBCAMERICA@twitter.com

ANNOUNCING #GOT's Richard Dormer will lead the cast of @BBCAmerica@twitter.com's new original scripted series #TheWatch, inspired by Sir Terry Pratchett's bestselling #Discworld novels and beloved characters. Dormer will play Sam Vimes, Captain of The Watch. bbc.in/2kHqPNV

🐦🔗: twitter.com/BBCAMERICA/status/

keysmashing because a thought i am typing is far too cursed to continue and my fingers literally rebel against my brain

which is a toot i had to retype because my brain tried to slander my brave fingers by saying the hands were to blame rather than my brain. how dare you, brain. you know of your sins.

[extremely bill wurtz voice]
is it egg time?
i think it's egg time.
[/bill wurtz]

tummy is made of ick today and all of yesterday and it was real bad last night but today i'm... better? not great tho. moving around still is all crampy and hurty and laying or sitting down is helping. but meh. i wanted to do some work today ;;

jkshdklhASLDAKLSDASFDAKDJFHsjkdfhsakjdfh

this art of my collie gal is taking a long time i am excite but i know the artist is moving house so things are likely to be pretty slow

then of course there's also this one shop run by this lady who has abs you could cut diamonds on and she's hot as hell and the camera angle is slightly low, behind the counter, where she's leaning against it showing off her bared midrif and looking back over her shoulder at the two main characters with a smile and dammit wayforward you know exactly what you're doing here to me and many others how dare you .////.;;;

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Also each of the shopkeepers has their own particular voice and dialogue and evident personality like there's a shop that sells candy and the girl who runs it is this lovely shy thing who's just so eager to please but also really timid and aaa i'm love her so much i believe in her ;w;

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