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*picks jigglypuff*

announcer: JIGGLYPUFF
me, whispering: jonklee donk

birdsite link, but hfalfhagd this is so cute. twitter.com/neko_denki/status/ pics of a gal and her robot partner and aaaa <3 <3 <3

@Felthry @monorail @Nine (Worse puns ahead:)

When you put them in a freezer they get even smaller; They turn into tiny skunk ice.

However, you can make them whole again by baking them though. They get ren-oven-ted.

if @Nine gets in a fridge, do they spontaneously fission into a bunch of kids? because then they are chilled ren

big fan of cackling, snort laughing, and honestly any free demonstration of emotion

i have a friend who snorts when she laughs. it feels so adorable and genuine. my laughs are more like breathless coughs. people dont need designer's laughs

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@Nine Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine & Pastry Shop

Decent coffee but the crepes are [i]decadent[/i].

my chickens all came inside for a visit!

my rooster boy is 24/7 anxious but when he calms down he is the sweetest, snuggliest little man and loves to tuck in my armpit and get head scritches :sob:

(eye contact)

The prince was charmed by the tailor's daughter.

And she was charmed by the prince, as most were.

"We cannot be together," she told him boldly.

He wasn't used to being denied by his subjects, and he told her as much.

"That is why," she explained, finding him a little less dashing.

He went to his twin sister and poured his heart out.

"I'll talk to her," his sister offered.

He was rather put-out when she returned with a bride.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy #LGBTQIA

Sid makes little constant huffy noises when he's sleeping his face

I already tooted this pic of my kitties, but I miss them, so...doing it again. 😭

(this pooptoot brought to you by me very nearly typing gaming as gaping on my phone)

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Ah yes that ever famous dark souls boss; Gaming Dragon

Hey folks... I need to get this follower count to a respectable level. Spare a click for an old friend?

kickstarter.com/projects/miket

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