Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

The one thing the Yakuza games didn't lie about however was how goddamn good CC Lemon is as a drink omg.

The Yakuza games: hey check out these drinks vending machines pretty much everywhere where you can get cheap hydration for minor stat boosts. Also mystery drinks! Haha.
Me, a fool, unaware of the truth: hahaha man wouldn't that be weird if it were true.
Actual Real Life Japan: *hands u a vending machine* *hands u a vending machine* *hands u a vending machine* (etc)
Me, now enlightened to the truth: ... WELP. Videogames have taught me nothing. Also here is a mystery drink selection?!?!

The Gamers: the new Pokémon is bad because a Pokémon "tackles" with it's feet!

Well yeah that's because tackle isn't literal you dicks. Fuck sake. Scorbunny is a bunny, it makes sense that it'd do more kicks then body tackles.

We have surpassed Gundam LEGSIA. Behold.

Gundam FLEXIA

welp i ended up getting stuck reading bunches of SCP articles again fuck.

though I did happen across a few really cool ones, like the SCP-999 which is just... so good and adorable.

and also SCP-447's experiment logs with SCP-447's slime. which are... hilarious.

it's not vaporwave really but Resonance by HOME is a great track. <3 <3

vaporwave is really growin on me

like when it first like "arrived" in general audience awarenesses, I was like "eh, it's just... really slowed down music tracks??..."

but now after a little more exposure I'm like "...dang this music is actually really comfy, like there's not a single song that's not at least 'cosy' to listen to even if I'm not a huge fan of it"

and i can like... just... put some on and be like "...yeah that's nice."

that made more sense before i started typing it i swear

plz update my brain firmware it's clearly glitchy

you ever suddenly just want to start screaming because your brain has a thought that you didn't want, expect, or ask for and it
JUST
WON'T
LEAVE
and you are forced to share it because otherwise you'll start screaming and have to explain WHY you're screaming and then that's a huge other conversation so you shittoot online and have to share your hellbrain with people?

that "CHRIS IS THAT A WEED!?" skit is hilarious to me?

mostly because of the dialing 911 on the microwave, and then it actually answers, and that's just... wonderfully absurd and I love it.

okay there is one bad thing about sworddoggo and shielddoggo pokeymans.

The Dynamaxable Meowth is a preorder bonus :|

like

the shit

y9ou can't fuckin' just tease that shit and lock it behind a fuckin early purchase bullshit.

...

i mean... i guess you CAN... fuckin'... goddammit.