Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Aw ye got my first fightdoggo (Riolu) in Pokemon Swoosh. Dunno what to call her though

Called a Wobuffet "Woba Fett" so ... You know. My Pokemon naming scheme is still going strong.

"What theme is that, Ren??"

Puns. Puns everywhere.

Hmm, got a Gastly, don't wanna go with the nickname Rick because I've done that joke over and over and this one's a girl.

.... Resisting the urge to call her Effbeaye.

You know

Cause she's a [i]spook[/i]

catchin vu;pixes to try and find one with Special Attack boosted for Miq and hhhh so many and oh god i got one that had balanced stats with a Serious Nature and...

...

why does it already have a greyed out box for a knife and fork ribbon??? what????

Anamanatamagotchi

hahaha remember metal gear survive?

"hmmm what to do" *already picking up the Switch and turning it on* "Whaaat to doooo~" *already going around playing Pokemon again* "Gosh just SO many choices."

no i mean seriously I ... I am still like "...hn I kinda wanna play pokemon again right now."

like I'm all "fuck I got so many other games to play I really should play them... OOOOORRRR I could play Pokemon Sword... hm."

...shit... this is the most into a pokemon game I've ever felt since I played Pokemon Blue way back when it first came out...

... so there's a police officer NPC type in Pokémon swoosh.

The first one you meet (early on, not spoiler) literally says "Allo Allo Allo! What's all this then? Fancy a scrap with a copper?"

*Rolls up sleeves* you betcha, matey. }:3

Okay so... Where are all the dads in Pokémon games?
Like I think only ruby and sapphire has your character actually have a father and a mother and both appear in game...

Gotta say the UI in Pokémon swsh is a thing of beauty. Clean, efficient use of space, clear and concise, intuitive, easy to read. Surprisingly attractive in design despite being rather minimalist

I'm getting mobile ads for g2a that are basically "buy stolen or scammed game keys from us or we'll kill you"

Wtf.

Aw dang what do I call a girl machop

Siiiigh ... I forgot that the ONE skunk Pokémon exists. You know, the one that literally has an arse for a face.

.... I hate that Pokémon so much. I hate it's design. There's a Pokémon that's a literal walking pile of garbage, and it's design is better than THIS figurative pile of garbage. Ugh. Arseface. WHY.

somewhere I have the uh... the ...thingies for the joycons for my switch? you know the... button cover things for the top where it connects to the console so they can be held more comfortably and have a couple extra buttons?

... i dunno where tho. hm