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wanna play the pokeymans but am super tired and can't even focus

man I really wanna try out Luigi's Mansion 1 since 3 is so much fun I wish there was some way I could get a gamecube without having to spend any mon-

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oh. right. dolphin emulator exists doesn't it ._.;

...oh yeah I forgot about the bullshit slapfight on top of the mako cannon in Junon in FF7. I ... I really hope the remake DOESN'T have that stupid sexist bullshit and Tifa just fuckin slugs Scarlet immediately. because GODDAMNIT SHE'S A MARTIAL ARTIST why the fuck would she have a slapping match come on.

Shit now I'm thinking of that sonic adventure 2 LP Dub thing with gamma installing "a chaos emerald"

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Can you tell I am exhausted from a random bout of I guess insomnia last night? Because holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

hey uh whoever had the idea to not include voice acting in sword and shield, but to animate the mouths anyway, and then make it so you can't advance the dialogue until the character's mouth has stopped moving despite the fact that they're not saying anything, and then force you to talk to hop every two minutes and watch his mouth silently glide from keyframe to keyframe while he explains how to do something you did half an hour ago: why

Tired: dynamaxing to get the upper hand in battle
Wired: dynamaxing your lucario for extreme bean time
Inspired: dynamaxing a gardevoir so they can cradle you up to their chest and you can fall asleep in their arms contently
Wait no stop: dynamaxing a tsaree- *dragged off stage*

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Speaking of
If you aren't dynamaxing your Pokemon for super snuggly hugs then I'm sorry but what the fuck are you even doing

Using Max Knuckle in dynamax battles is literally casting the spell "FIST"

Gender 

But I don't feel like a girl
"But you do want to be a girl, right?"
Sure, but what if it's not for the right reason?
"There's no wrong reason."
Okay, but what if I don't want it /enough/?
"Wanting it at all is enough."

Hey whatup it's 3am and I can't bloody sleep at all time to get a hot milk I guess haha

Eeveelutions are getting out of hand, fam. There's flareon, glaceon, jolteon, patreon, empoleon, nickelodeon, chameleon, etc. Holy heck dude

Concentration camps in China 

Today a new leak of classified Chinese docs are public: they reveal the operations manual for running concentration camps in Xinjiang, and the mechanisms of mass surveillance of Uighurs. This is a collaboration between International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ) and 17 media partners in 14 countries #ChinaCables

icij.org/investigations/china-

instance admin heads-up, spamwave 

you should probably setup something to autoban anyone who adds a link to aajgo[.]ru in their profile -- it's a spam website that's currently targeting mastodon

I also got a Dreepy which
Of course
I named "Woas". As in Worm-on-a-String

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