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he came over and I proudly showed him my pokemon save, eager to finally be able to trade and battle with him to see whose team was strongest since surely he'd completed the game by now.

I went downstairs for a drink, while - since he had asked to - he looked through my pokemon as to what I'd caught and what he wanted to trade for when he brought his over.

After he had gone I turned my gameboy on again and

My cousin had been bragging about how he had pokemon red and how he was nearly at the elite four and I was really, really looking forward to completing the game so we could trade and battle and such since he had a gameboy and a link cable as well and I just had a gameboy and blue.

One time when I was really getting to grips with the brick wall that was the Elite Four and finally starting to make progrss

So uh, I've maybe mentioned this before but ages ago I got Pokemon Blue when it first came out in the UK. I told myself I "just wanted to see what all the fuss was about" (yeah right kiddo you fuckin' saved up for that shit to play it you fuckin loved the idea of it but w/e), and spent every waking moment I could playing it. I was hooked as hell.

hey

hey guess what
alexia's refsheet is done
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:D

:D

Me: *using a pair of scissors to open a package, frowning at how uncomfortable they are* geez, these are really unpleasant sandwiches.
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Me: wait

tired: hh gregg
wired: HHH GREGG PANASONIC BLU RAY NINETY NINE DOLLARRRRS

nobody:
everybody:
the universe itself:
me: HHHGREGG

crocodiles grow in accordance to the availability of food, right?

so with that in mind

your crocodile girlfriend who because she lives in a world of plenty and readily accessable food has grown to like nine or ten foot tall and is constantly frustrated by having to find increasingly larger size clothing and banging her head on door frames since she cannot help her genetics at all, but is super sweet and gentle around you because you make her feel like she belongs.