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lewd adjacent, talking about genetalia, this is absolutely a pooptoot, please, this is a cognitohazard, do not click show more. you have been warned. 

If you take some kind of aphrodisiac and you get a really painful erection for an extended period of time, does that make it Boner Hurting Juice?

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( i mean not to say that it's fake comedy, haha fuck that. it DEFINITELY makes me laugh but i'm just baffled that it's clearly non-sensical but DAMN it's funny to me)

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i still don't quite get bone hurting juice as a meme but i still find it hilarious and i am honestly confused as to why i find it so funny even though i clearly do not understand it

I swear it's just like some kind of buffer overflow attack on my brain that executes arbitrary code to my comedy centres triggering a "this is funny" response.

Another japan pic, this is of the RX-0 Unicorn Gundam statue in Odaiba by the Gundam Base from behind and... fuck that's a good damn shot even if I do say so myself. Kinda really proud of this one. Really manages to strike a dramatic silhouette

oh no so many of the pics on my phone in japan came out blurry as shit ;;

thinking about kemono friends again and just... how much i goddamn loved the first season ;w;

Random pic from Japan. Yes those are Touhou characters on that window.

Girls are Big In Japan.

yesterday i couldnt remember the word "cellar" and eventually conveyed the meaning to my sister as "normal dungeon"

me: why does my backside hurt and sting what is up with this shit *checks back pocket of jeans while sat down at pc*
the bolt that was in said back pocket: lol hi
me: ... oh. right. forgot you were there.

...i just realised that the characters in Fight of Animals are ... based on viral memes of animals...

oh god

Kids: this is the year you finally pull the elf down off the shelf and show it what happens to snitches.

Cowboy Bebop at their computer.
At the bank.
At the pizza hut
At the taco bell
At the combination pizza hut taco bell
At the restaurant that won the franchise wars in the mid 21st century so now every restaurant is that one.
At the intersection of shitpost and relatable content.
At your door.
30 meters
20
10
"That's inside the goddamn room!!"

the Fred Astairiverse *begins tap-dancing as the timeline looks on in horror*

Today it was brought to my attention that Trent Reznor's name backwards is Ron Zertnert and I wanted to share that with y'all

Weh, when is this picross game on my phone going to add more colour puzzles???

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