Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

renbot actually IS a markov chain bot, but honestly if you just think of it as a less refined version of what my brain does to me? It'd be pretty accurate.

i swear to fuck my brain is some kind of pooptoot markov chain bot that just happens to be inside a body.

new fireflower internet browser update
- now supports bowser tabs

Roko's Modern Life

...forgot there was a spider in Momodora RUTM that is harmless unless you run into it, and it just sits there going "uguu~" at you.

...

...apparently if you DON'T kill it or harm it you can get a shop later.

speaking of River City Girls, any track with Noize's voice actor doing vocals is amazing. https://kuniokun.fandom.com/wiki/Noize Her character design is rad as fuck and also

fuck just

she has literally the best fuckin' boss theme in the entire game.

...you know thinkinga bout it Brian David Gilbert WOULD make a pretty good Waluigi

That said, Misako and Kyoko DO appear in a couple other games, but never as Kunio and Riki's girlfriends. They both appear in Misuzu's team for one of the more recent sports games in the series too.

So... the whole plot could be seen as like, a massive case of Unreliable Narrator. Hence why the otherwise stated to be gentle, bubbly Mami and the shrewd, kind-hearted Hasebe are written as snobby and divaish in RCG.

Granted, you could play (briefly) both Misako and Kyoko up until a certain point (I did not realise this!) and they have their own special moves etc.

HOWEVER

In the original Nekketsu game (localised as Renegade in the west), and RCR/Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari, Mami and Hasebe are the love interests of Riki and Kunio respectively, and also in various other games throughout the series!

So I only just found out what the deal is with RCG where your main characters seem to NOT actually be the girlfriends of Riki and Kunio.

Because... they actually aren't?? The only game in which they previously appeared AS their girlfriends, was a single game on the superfamicom called Kunio Tachi no Banka (played an english translation, it's a pretty good beatemup game, but not VERY Nekketsuish, no stats etc)

I had a dream last night and I remember none of it except a song that I was completely certain was from River City Girls except I listened to the soundtrack of it and none of them stood out as "ah yeah that's the song I was remembering" and now I can't remember what the song was aaaaa braiinnnn

oof no gotta stop that for now. it's late and I'm flagging. also argh my face itches.

|LAJK:HSFIKAJSF got really close, ended up taking a hit because I pressed attack one too many times without realising it and got stuck in an attack animation so couldn't roll