Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

hoodie + this wonderful super long burgandy red scarf I have? <3 <3 <3

i mean< i guess I'm not totally 100% hoodies.

I do have a really lovely red checked flannel shirt that I love to wear when it's cool but not quite cold and still warm and cosy enough to wear a nice thick flannel shirt that's slightly too big so I can hook my thumbs through the hole between the end of the sleeve and the button on the cuff so they're sorta like half-gloves and omfg it's such a cozy shirt.

but yeah hoodies whenever possible.

see i spend time outdoors building it up and then I release it here. the meatspace world will never know the horror they are a part of muahahaha

me irl: shy, very quiet, largely non vocal esp when stressed out, raptorhands a lot when out and about, hoodieeeesssss

me online: same but also way more pooptooty and i can finally unleash my goblin energy

hyperlink's avatar shows up with this super gremlin energy emitting grin every time he boosts and/or favs one of my toots and it's just...

it mocks me.

his avatar mocks me.

...i keep seeing fortnite on my switch as a game I could play and I keep thinking "hmmmm maybe I should give it a go" and then I remember that I would hate it really quickly probably because social interactions are nervewracking even when there is no voice chat and ESPECIALLY if it's competitive.

micwosoft wowd

...i have no fuckin concentration today what the fuck gives

.........

....what if BOWSER collected a fireflower not...

fuckin'..

uauhghklfhfuck

...

okay Bowser can already breathe fire. throws fireballs like all day long if he wants...

...heck he can BREATHE fire

what if...

and hear me out here...

what if, Browser collected a fireflower...

renbot actually IS a markov chain bot, but honestly if you just think of it as a less refined version of what my brain does to me? It'd be pretty accurate.

i swear to fuck my brain is some kind of pooptoot markov chain bot that just happens to be inside a body.

new fireflower internet browser update
- now supports bowser tabs

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