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" hey man, you uh... You got any updog?"
"Yeah actually I do. Right here." *Points at @hyperlink*
Hyp: *wagging tail already*

...the word Chair sounds strange to me.

like I always wanna follow it up with "-mandah"

lojban, genital mention 

also the official lojban dictionary has a word for "girldick" god fucking bless

vlasisku.lojban.org/vlasisku/n

Via Phineas on Twitter: Remember, Marcus Aurelius has already absolved you of the duty of having a take

'New: leaked documents, data, contracts show how hugely popular antivirus Avast now harvests internet browsing data and sells it for millions of dollars. Clients included Home Depot, Google, Microsoft. Documents show a product called "All Clicks Feed"'
vice.com/en_us/article/qjdkq7/

(RT twitter.com/josephfcox/status)/1221796061678694401)

before i go

make sure to save some of the prison moss for Susie.

god but i hate that Hover has a subtitle that is "revolt of gamers"

I just

ugh

uuuughhh

UUUghhhh

ufck. I mean I haven't played it since I got it years ago when it was early access/beta but... I dunno part of it having that subtitle makes me...

not... want to

hoodie + this wonderful super long burgandy red scarf I have? <3 <3 <3

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i mean< i guess I'm not totally 100% hoodies.

I do have a really lovely red checked flannel shirt that I love to wear when it's cool but not quite cold and still warm and cosy enough to wear a nice thick flannel shirt that's slightly too big so I can hook my thumbs through the hole between the end of the sleeve and the button on the cuff so they're sorta like half-gloves and omfg it's such a cozy shirt.

but yeah hoodies whenever possible.

see i spend time outdoors building it up and then I release it here. the meatspace world will never know the horror they are a part of muahahaha

me irl: shy, very quiet, largely non vocal esp when stressed out, raptorhands a lot when out and about, hoodieeeesssss

me online: same but also way more pooptooty and i can finally unleash my goblin energy

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