i've probably done this joke before but fuck it i'mma do it again

i have no idea who this "stan" guy is and why so many people are referencing something they did at other people but at this point i'm scared to ask

Submitting a FOI request to the UK government to ask what the UK's current consumption of updog, ligma and siddon is, and if they have any plans for the upcoming Sugma Crisis in 2024.

HEY deus ex the recut

oh wait, one of them is wearing a red bowtie. They must be the pack alpha or something

listening to some music by Sting and the Police on the yoochoobs, and noticing that in the video for Message in a Bottle all three of the bandmembers basically have the exact same outfit, style and hair and I'm just...

...

are ... are tehy clones?? siblings??

mnrmelaghasf why am i failing at the first hurdle and the first second of this boss in momodora now

(honestly the worst thing was that I couldn't make a character, I just kept getting assigned random ones and turns out if you want to have A character, just one, that you keep playing as, you gotta BUY it and I'm just not here for that, nah.)

...that's probably a good indication of how much of an impression it made on me c_c;

...oh yeah i tried out Fortnite last night didn' i...

I forgot.

(if you understand the reference with 3 oh god i'm sorry to bring up the 80s again and commercials for candies I really am)

okay in a similar vein

what comes next after "mister"

1: Crowley
2: Sandman
3: Soft
4: Anderson