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food mentions in relation to me being a terrible maid 

me: *sets phone down to use both hands to sort out cheese on toast and open a packet of cheese*
also me: *IMMEDIATELY forgets where they put their phone upon setting it down after finishing with the cheese*
also me: *puts cheese on toast under grill, has to dash off for a few minutes*
toast: *cooked*
me: *still elsewhere, having forgotten immediately about toast under grill*
toast: *burned*
me: owo ?
toast: *on fire*
me: ...OH RIGHT, TOAST.

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"SOUP" was a game where you just wandered through some square rooms that were inhabited by one character that was a flat, rotating 2d sprite. had neat music and cool title screens but it wasnt much, really

people say it took inspiration from LSD dream emulator but i have a hard time seeing that honestly, the set of rooms you get is the same each time, just in a different order

youtube.com/watch?v=PYPEYqc-k4

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at some point sokpop made a successor to the freeware japanese game "SOUP" and i never even noticed sokpop.itch.io/sok-worlds

... oh no I'm one of those stereotypically clutzy anime maids who is terrible at her job. D:

What if we put Sailor Moon's head on top of Jill of the Jungle's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

welp gonna shut my pc downa dn tuck into bed and... i dunno... lay there... i guess.

unfortunately it doesn't work in real life and it's super annoying when your hair is always in front of your eyes hhhh.

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characters with hair that totally covers their eyes = good

it's a good aesthetic.

"Normal" doesn't exist. 

Kind reminder there is no normal. Only a status quo that reasserts itself and expects assimilation or removal.

Bethesda lay the gamebryo engine to rest challenge 2015.

... Yes they really should have done it by now already.

noone:
me:
my brain: *music from that cd-i Mario game*
me: :|
my brain: "Gee luigi, sure was nice of the Princess to invite us over for-" *suddenly switches to king of Hyrule from the Zelda CD-I games* "DINNER"

he's musing on how literal it is then realized that place names here are the same because "Chester" just means "walled city" before going on a small adventure of "Manchester..." then "Colchester..." and a brief pause before "... coleslaw-chester..."

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re: DBZ lore that I know too much about sorry D: 

@owashii@snouts.online I... think he was like, less involved in the Buu saga tho, because he def bsaically went "yyyyeaah nah i'm not being project lead on this now" afterwards, hence GT because toei wanted <bill wurtz voice> MORE </voice> but then Super is him getting his groove back and completely invalidating all of GT basically because now he's large and in charge again.

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re: DBZ lore that I know too much about sorry D: 

@owashii@snouts.online yeah p. much. after the Namek saga that was meant to be it. buuuut Toei were like "nah fam we need more this shit's great" so he was like "...uh... fuck.. uh... dna?... androids? Cell? Sure let's do that, fuck it, THEN we'll have it end, and Gohan will take over, yeah, that'll be a good ending"

Toei: "OH SHIT THAT WAS RAD WE NEED MORE!"
Toriyama: "...for FUCKS SAKE D: NO"
Toei: "YES *holding big sack of cash*
Toriyama: "...fine. ugh."

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