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There are two monty halls inside you. One opens a door you didn't pick, the other offers a chance to switch doors. A goat is present.

Me, exhausted: "Germany you can't just call everything with crushed tomatoes "ketchup"."

Germany, pointing at a jar of pasta sauce: "Noodle ketchup."

[being smacked over the head by a mourning widow] i'm sorry *ow* it's just that you said *ow* that your husband was *ouch* literally a saint and i *ow* checked the list of saints and he's not on there so *ouch, fuck* technically your statement was *ow* inaccurate. i'm *ouch* so sorry i'm a white man i'm *fuck* contractually obligated to do this

"This armor needs improvement," the warrior stated, dropping the armor in question onto the blacksmith's bench.

The blacksmith bemusedly inspected it, "It's enchanted beyond anything I've ever seen before, why, it has to be the most protective armor I've ever laid eyes upon. What further improvements does it need?"

The warrior grimaced, "Perhaps, add more to it?"

The blacksmith shrugged and lifted the chainmail codpiece, "If you insist."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

Shaw makes a really fun "ublubluhubhublhbluhb" noise when you tap her to up her trust in Arknights. I sometimes make noises like that too.
I don't quite talk as fast as her though. But she's so good

i just wanna convert an .hlp file into something windows 10 still does it, rarely. mostly I get home but we're doing this
it's still happening.
we're still powered up
aw yeeee

okay shutting down my pc to go to bed because am tired

gonna gloop into a puddle of slep

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Treat yourself redd.it/fg7url

i mean it had good newsw at the end of it but... yeah it's been a long day

im hooome again and it's laaate again and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgshajkdhfsdfuck im tired

yeah sex is great but have you ever just snuggled up in a giggly little blushy pile with your lovers and cuddled in and enjoyed the quiet and the peace and the comfort

...i've seen david tennant in two things: dorctor who, and good omens.

in both he had the same english accent.

It was legit hard not to think it was The doctor in Good Omens honestly.

I mean he's got a lovely accent, his real accent that is, which is scottish, so... why doesn't he get to use that more often?

oh right I haven'td one that memebot thing I usually do with the kizunaai folder ina w hile imma do one more of those

has anyone made a fursona based on.the various critters in Baba is you yet

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