Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

meat prisons are bullshit

where is brain uploading already

I'll be honest I still wanna see waht the FF7 remake is like purely because I will FINALLY be able to figure out WHAT THE FUCK was meant to be the text when you first enter the Honey Bee Inn and Aeris gives a distraction as opposed to both her and cloud saying "Hmm so that's how you fool them" at each other.

imagine translating your game correctly in the first place

[this post brought to you by "this guy are sick" gang]

also ngl the cosmo canyon bit in ff7 where Nanaki finds out the truth about his father Seto always makes me cry.

...but like...

fuck. give the dude a fuckin' Soft potion already I've got like a ton of them here and I almost never use them.

like c'mon square the fuck would I wanna call him by the bullshit alias the humans (especially hojo) assigned to him!? That's not his friggin name.

hands up if in ff7 after finding out Red 13's real name when starting a playthrough again you just renamed him Nanaki instead of Red XIII out of respect for his culture and his people and then were like :| when the game straight up just went "Nanaki, otherwise known as Nanaki" because it was just a name entry field.

Gods are stored in the pokeballs

aw no. ;w; His publisher fucked him over in the end. So he's had to sell the computer anyway so he can keep working. Poor fucker.

like the moment he was working on it, it turned out his harddrive wasn't big enough. So I upgraded that. next job was that his psu just blew out in the middle of working.

Finally he got so pissed off with the damn thing that ... I dunno I guess he threw it at a WALL or some shit or hit it with a broadsword because the mobo was FUUUUCKED XD

And he's literally only sending it to me (I'm guessing on his editor's wallet loool) so his editor stops yelling at him hahahaa. I love this old fuck. XD

realtalk though I've been very amused by his jobs for me, like... the first one was "look I have an ancient pc - " it actually wasn't THAT ancient tbqh dunno where the dude got such a good processor for it "- and I need it upgraded so it can run [Office equivalent in game world] because my EDITOR says so [practicaly visible disdain in the writing tone]", and then... shit just keeps going wrong lol

very amused right now by one of my repeat clients who sadly is likely to have his last job from me because I suspect this is the last mission from him in career mode, but he's a writer who is basically george r r martin crossed with Alan Moore and so every one of his emails waxes poetic about how "modern technology has no soul" and how his editor is to blame for these constant tech issues because he "eschews the purity of real paper and pen and writing desks" and just, wow settle down Mr Moore.

Oh bloody hell I can't even do the job this guy's asking because he wants AIO water cooling and I have to be... what... level 16 to do that!? the fuck???

afajkhlfsjasfkljg I have no idea how good an Asus ROG Strix Radeon RX 560 OC Edition is so how the fuck am I meant to successfully upgrade it. Goddammit. This fucker can wait a day or two.

God I hate that I can never tell what a good Radeon card is

ah jeez I got two customers who want dual graphics cards I don't... actually know how to do that in this game... ._.;